Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Re-Incarnation of the CLOWN

I have updated this space with articles related to politics,cinema,my personal life etc.This time I just wanted to try something different.I just wanted to write a story.This is my first attempt in writing stories.


Disclaimer: All the characters and incidents described in this story are fictitious.Any resemblance to anyone's personal life is purely co-incidental.Later on,don't fight with me.Let me start the story.


                                 

My hero is a happy-go-lucky young man.According to this story he is a college student. Not a studious guy,not an useless fellow rather.He is anambitious youngster too.This story is all about blind faith, immense affection, misunderstanding and self-realization. So from this paragraph, my hero-the clown, will narrate the story. And in between I will describe certain things. And this is quite a lengthy post too.




"I was born and brought up in a normal town.Infact I would say its a developed village and an under-developed town.From there I came to the city- 'Chennai' to do my higher studies(college :D).My college life started off with a bang.At first I thought,'oh this is Chennai!! A city!! Am from a normal town.How will I survive here?'.Like this there were 100s of questions in my mind.But the first day of the college gave answers to all these questions.Yes it was not that much strict and the guys too were not that much studious as I expected(mollamari pasanga than mukkal vaasi).I, even thought that is it really an Engineering college or what?".


Here I should mention some details about my hero.He is an extremely funny person.He has the capability to make fun of any serious situation and to turn the same into a comical one.The best part about him is that,he would love to keep people around him smiling.He wants everyone around him to be happy. That’s his nature right from school days.But the biggest problem with this guy is anger.He is short-tempered and has faced lot of troubles because of this. One more important feature of this fellow is that he had a unique habit of imitating people around him.And the narration by the hero-the clown,will be continued from the next para:


“Right from my school days,I have never moved with girls.I was comfortable with guys,as I was able to understand them easily and at this point I have to confess that I had some sort of shyness in talking with girls.So I didn’t even think of girls.And in college everything was fine. I got some good friends too. Jeeva,Saran and Imran are my best friends.I have played lot of pranks with these guys.


Once we guys were watching a movie in a local theater. We were so enthusiastic and were out of our control,bcoz we were watching first day first show of ‘Thala’ Ajith movie.I stretched my legs and kept it in the chair opposite to me.The person shouted at me: ‘Don’t u have sense?Can’t u c a person sitting in the chair,how dare u keep ur legs here?’. I replied him: ‘U idiot!!Can’t u c my legs in that chair?If u want u change the seat’.”oooooooooo”-this is the sound which we gave together.On seeing the gang,the man had no other option than to shift his seat.


My friend,Saran,was trying to pick up a girl for quite a long time.And she too was kind of giving positive signals to him.This fellow started jumping out of joy and he even started mocking me that I can’t pick up any girl.I did some calculations in my mind and told him ‘All the best’.He couldn’t understand the reason behind it.On that day night,I called his landline number(thank god,he didn’t buy a mobile at that time :D).His father took the phone(as I calculated :D).I spoke like a girl.This is what I told,on hearing his father’s voice:


‘Hey Saran,this is Gayu da!!Tomo also come and meet me at the same place’


His father:’What?’ I continued: ‘Saran,jus now saw ur gift to me!! The watch is really gr8.Thanks a lot!!But hereafter don’t tell lies to ur parents that u hav to pay exam fees and all,to gift me!!I value ur relation more than the gifts’.


His father disconnected the call suddenly.Next day he came to college with a plaster in his forehead.After that he never tried to pick up any gal(goyyala yaar kitta :D).Life was so good till this moment.It was in the third year, ‘A’ and ‘B’ sections were merged together.There was a girl,named Agalya. She was so good.She was looking simple but superb.Ironically,she came to me and asked some doubts in mathematics.I knew the answer,but I didn’t want to answer her. I hate girls.I hate talking to girls.Yes am a misogynist.So I walked out of the classroom, without even replying her. I was so happy that I have insulted a girl. But…


My frnds advised me.They pointed out that what I did was wrong.When our chat was going on,Agalya came to me.She started speaking:


‘What do u think of urself?Who the hell gave u a seat in an Engg college da? In which school u studied?Is this the manners they taught u?What did I ask u? Did I ask u any romantic question?Ur behavior was like a slap on my face in front of 50 people’(and she started crying at this moment).


My own frnds didn’t like my behavior. That incident made me think.I realized my mistake.Her genuine questions to me,made me think.At once,even I felt like crying,when I remembered the way she cried.Then I apologized for my mistake.I explained my situation to her.I explained that not even a single gal has spoken to me in friendly manner.Thats y I was like this. After a little hesitation,she accepted my apologies.Days went on!! Our gang of 4 became 5. Agalya became our close friend. Agalya is a sweet-genuine-kind hearted girl.She can’t tolerate even a small creature being troubled.I like her very much.I have lot of affection towards her. At once Imran straight away asked me,


‘Do u love Agalya?’. I replied


‘No.My affection towards her is something more than love. For me she appears like an angel.In-fact I look her as a GODDESS- she is such a nice girl.She is one of my greatest FRIENDS on the earth’.


Once I saw her crying alone.I enquired the reason.It was simple yet so serious. She had lost her record note.The prob is she had to submit it in 2 hrs.I couldn’t bear her crying. I collected the extra record sheets from everyone.I started writing the record.I finished it in an hour.Still she was not convinced. She was so scared that whether the sir will sign it or not.I made some funny actions as usual to make her laugh. I started speaking all non-sense.I started singing like a donkey.I danced like a monkey.The whole class laughed at me.They enjoyed, including Agalya.And finally she got signature too and she was allowed to take up the exam.


From then on,my comical singing,mimicry,dancing everything bcame popular. And Agalya loved it too.Days went on. The following sequence of events taught me a lot abt life and people. It was October 8th,Agalya’s birthday.I called her exactly at 12’o’ clock and wished her a happy birthday.She simply said a thanks and cut the call.It made me feel kind of differently,bcoz this is the first time am calling a gal at night and the response was vague.Still I thought,’ok I shouldn’t have disturbed her’. Next day morning,I was waiting in college for her,for quite a long time.I was so excited to see her reaction when I give the apple Ipod to her as a birthday gift.You know what,she has been trying to buy this kind of Ipod for quite a long time.First hour started,she didn’t come. Classes over.She was absent for the day. No response from her for my calls or messages.Surprisingly,the other 3 guys,Saran,Imran etc., too were missing. I couldn’t understand anything. Evening when I met Imran,he told that,she gave treat for them in spencer for her birthday. I was stunned and shocked.






I wanted to cry loudly at that moment.But I couldn’t(I don’t know to cry).I was very angry.I wanted to show my anger towards someone(thank God,nobody called me at that time).But I asked this question to myself :’Am angry on whom?and why?’.I couldn’t get any answer. With a heavy heart, I left the college.The next day when I asked her something casually,she responded kind of harshly. My heart turned childish,I asked her ‘Why r u always harsh towards me?Why don’t u speak affectionately with me?’.She gave an excellent answer:’why should I speak affectionately with u?’. She didn’t even bother to speak about the treat. After that I had undergone such a treatment many times.



I understood that she never took me seriously and I realized she is always treating me like this.



I was speaking to myself in several voices.



’Whats my mistake?I didn’t spk anything wrong to her.’


‘Oh no!Whats ur prob man,she is afterall another gal,why do u bother abt her?’


‘But y these guys too ignored me?’


‘Whats there to worry in this?Is she ur lover or what?Jus forget and do some useful work’



Yes.She is not my lover,but she is my friend.Thats y it pains a lot.I am a complete failure as a person.When an angel like Agalya is ignoring me means, I hav2understand that am an useless fellow.But why did she laugh at my songs and dance.She even asked me to sing in different voices and enjoyed. These guys were crazy when I do some mimicry gimmicks,but why did they ignore me too? I got the answer.Only I considered them as my friends and they didn’t consider me as their friend.I was viewed as a clown.Only a clown, who makes people around him laugh. Who does everything wrong to make people laugh at him. Even clowns do have a heart and there will be pain in it too.It really hurts when we r not even an option in the life of people whom v consider special. There is none to show even a little bit of care towards me. Still am not angry on anyone and its not their mistake :-). I heard the beautiful Tamil song in radio, 'Kadavul amaithu vaitha medai".I heard these lines exactly

"Appavi aan kili thappaga ninaithathu appothu purinthathamma
Athu eppothum kili alla kinatru thavalai than ippothu therinthathamma"




Yes it pains.I am hurt.I am disappointed. But I realized.I understood. Attitude makes the difference. Yes I am a clown.Am just a clown. I will continue to make people laugh.Even I will laugh(afterall I know only to laugh) out loud. But things doesn’t end here. There are lot of clowns who have achieved the CROWN. Yes people who r crowned will have no feelings,no emotions. I too will not have anything from now on. I will do the job of the clown perfectly, but surely I will be crowned one day. I swear that the world will see me achieving something gr8 one day or other. This is going to be my re-incarnation.Yes the re-incarnation of the CLOWN.


That’s it. Since it’s a story,I couldn’t write it briefly. This story is purely my imagination.So u have to get copyrights from me if u want to use this :D.I know ther r lot of talented people here who r capable of making any awkward story as an interesting one :P.So if any such talented people r here means, make it sure that u get the copy rights from me.



Sunday, June 13, 2010

Massacre of Justice



I believe each and everyone reading this post will be aware of the recent judgement by the Bhopal court.Anyway lets have a brief recap of what has happened in 1984 and what the judgement is all about.

Bhopal gas tragedy,world's worst industrial disaster,occurred in the year 1984, December 2nd midnight at the Union Carbide India Limited(UCIL) pesticide plant,in Bhopal(Madhya Pradesh).The leakage of a poisonous gas,Methyl IsoCyanate(MIC),in the UCIL plant has lead to the death of 1000s of people.Approximately,some 15000 people were killed in this leakage.Even today people are born with physical disabilities due to the incident.

If we analyse the reason for this leakage,we can get a simple answer.Its the negligence of the people working there.After this incident,the CEO of UCIL,Warren Anderson,came to India.He was arrested and released on bail by the Madhya Pradesh police on Dec7th,1984.He was sent to Delhi safely in a state govt owned flight.From there,he left India.Then it has been concluded that he has absconded.

           Warren Anderson


Well,there is evidence that he knew the plant's design was faulty and did not conform to the American standards of safety.Still he never took any corrective measures.If reports are to be believed,it was Mr.Arjun Singh,the then CM of Madhya Pradesh,has got a phone call from the central govt and after that phone call, Anderson was allowed to go to Delhi,in the govt., flight.Reports say that the call was from the Ministry of External Affairs,which was under the control of the then Home Minister,Mr.Narasimha Rao(the External Affairs minister was ill at that time,so it was under Mr.Rao's control). Former CBI officer,B R Lall has given an open statement that he was pressurized by the central govt(Congress govt,Mr.Rajiv Gandhi was the PM) in this case. Congress leader DigVijay Singh has stated that Anderson was let off due to pressure from US and P C Alexander,former secretary of Mr.Rajiv Gandhi also told that Anderson might have been let off due to pressure from US.
 
       Arjun Singh

So,from the above facts it seems that the Rajiv Gandhi's govt and Arjun Singh's govt has worked hard to save Anderson,an American.But they never thought about the condition of the innocent people,which includes kids,ladies,old people etc,who died in this disaster.The case went on for 26 years.Now the judgement has come. As we all know 8 Indians,who were working in UCIL,have got away with a minimal punishment. They have to pay a compensation of 25000 rupees and have to undergo a 2 years imprisonment.The judgement didn't even mention the name of Warren Anderson,the then CEO of the Union Carbide.

Moreover,if am not wrong,these people can again appeal in higher courts against this judgement.Now due to the pressure from media and the public the congress govt is giving statements as if its going to take some strict action.The brainy guy, Mr.Veerappa Moily,the honorable law minister of India,says that they will try to extradite Anderson to India.Now Anderson is 91 yrs old.I don't know what the govt is going to find out by bringing him back to India.When there was clear-cut evidence itself,they didn't(or couldn't) act.So the statements about extradition are nothing more than political stunt.

Just delayed is the justice denied.

The problem with the central govt is that they are not willing to learn from their past mistakes.Well,to be apt,this govt doesn't even seem to bother about the 1000s of victims who died and who r suffering several genetic diseases.Whats there to worry,afterall,the victims were Indians.Now it seems that the govt is planning for another disaster.

Our PM,Manmohan Singh,considers signing the N-Deal with the US as the greatest achievement in his tenure.Now that the US wants India to sign the nuclear civil liability bill.First of all,there are 'n' no. of ways to produce electricity.There is no necessity to go for Nuclear Power plants controlled by private authorities.If I start typing about the hazards of N-Deal,then this post will never end.But still it has to be mentioned here.So just go through the link given below.Mr.P K Iyengar,an atomic scientist clearly explains the disadvantages of N-Deal.


 

In a 1996 case, the Supreme Court held: “Once the activity carried on is … potentially hazardous, the person [responsible] is liable to make good the loss … irrespective [of] whether he took reasonable care …”. Absolute liability extends to restoring environmental degradation.

The nuclear liability bill violates these principles. It has fixed that the compensation amount incase of any disaster,is approximately 300$ or about Rs.2300 crores.The operator's liability,that is the company,has to pay just 500 Crores and the rest of the amount will be paid by the govt.That is the govt will invite trouble from a foreign country and it will compensate for that trouble using our tax money.Warreh wah!! what an idea sir ji!!!

It seems that the govt is too careful in avoiding troubles in future.I mean troubles from media.Because,if this bill is signed,not only the media,none else can question the govt like what is being done now.So everything will be legalized.

Till today the govt owned nuclear power plants are working fine.If the administration is good enough,then there won't be any power scarcity at all and our own govt can set up more no. of power stations gradually.If Mr.Singh thinks that this is going to be his greatest achievement,am sorry PM ji,if anything goes wrong,u will remain in the memories of many generations,but in a bad light.

The govt has failed to compensate the Bhopal victims monetarily.Atleast if it learns from the past and drops the idea of signing this N-Liability bill,that itself would be a great relief for those who died.Lets pray god that such tragedies doesn't happen again.

Note : Most of the facts mentioned in this article are taken from daily magazines like Indian Express,Dinamani etc. and I have added some points regd the N-Liability bill from the article of Mr.Praful Badwai.

Friday, June 4, 2010

My favorite inspirational writers

Hello people.. I thought of blogging about my college life,but I will do that in another post..First of all I have to think everyone who is reading this blog..Its because of the support given by you people I got 1000+ hits.. So thanks a lot for all your continuous support :-) and continue supporting this blog :-).Now I would like to write something about some great people whom I consider as an inspiration for me in terms of writing.. Most of them are journalists.So let me start.


Cho Ramaswamy:

             
                       

People who know me personally will be knowing the fact that am a 'Thuglak' fanatic. And yes,it is Mr.Cho-a comedy artiste,a play writer,a lawyer,an honest journalist, is one of my role models in terms of writing articles.Every week I will buy the weekly magazine Thuglak,run by him,without fail.What do I like that much in that magazine?You can't find any vulgar/glamorous photos in it.No free items like soap,shampoo etc, are given along with Thuglak.Facts are not cooked up to please any individual.And the most precious thing that Thuglak has and most of the magazines doesn't have is "HONESTY". Thuglak is the magazine that has the gutts to criticize people in power(be it CM or PM, no matter).He is always considered as an opposition party,because he never fails to point out the negatives of any govt.The only weekly(compared to someother magazines,I know) which writes the true facts about Hinduism is Thuglak. Cho has a lot of respect and bakthi towards Kanchi Maha Swami Sri Chandrasekharendra Saraswathi and at the same time he never failed to criticize fake godmen like nithyananda or premananda.

When he wrote against DMK,his office was assaulted by some goondas.But that didn't stop him from criticizing DMK,instead his writings became even more powerful.He was one of the few bold journalists to question and criticize the emergency brought by Mrs.Indira Gandhi.The speciality of Thuglak is,the satirical comments by Mr.Cho on all politicians and some issues.

Ofcourse I do have difference of opinion in some issues with Thuglak,but still I would proudly say,Thuglak is 'The Best' weekly in TN and one of the best in India.

Aditya Sinha:

He is Aditya Sinha.Actually I couldn't get a better pic of him from google :(.He is one of my favorite columnist in "The New Indian Express".The motto of Indian Express is "courage of journalism" and this man's articles in the editorial page proves it.His articles are hard-hitting and it also has the right mix of humor.IE is the one of the few English journal which is not pro-congress.That doesn't mean its anti-congress.Let me put it simple,it is one of the few unbiased "dailies" in India.And his hard hitting articles are definitely inspiring ones.

S Gurumurthy :


He is another well known commentator on political and economical issues.He writes editorials in Indian Express.His writings appear in Thuglak too.He is a chartered accountant and a bold person.He was a key person who brought out several scandals of some big VIPs.He was the one who found out several facts about the Bofors scandal,to which some newspapers link some top level congress leaders.Now that the central govt is using CBI like a remote control in a video game,so now it would be foolish to think that the real culprits on Bofors scandal will be punished.But hats off Gurumurthy,for bringing out so many facts.He is a man with mission.He has boldly condemned the forceful conversions to other religions.He never hesitates to condemn/criticize the jihadis.His articles on the issue of arresting Sri Jayendra Saraswathi,against the christian missionaries in Orissa at the time of riots in 2008 etc are worth mentioning.

Francois Gautier:

He is Francois Gautier.I have read his articles only in Indian Express.Some of his articles in IE,"What made hindus in Bangalore angry","Slumdog,marxism,regionalism" etc were really inspirational.He is a pro-Hindu writer.I have seen several nice pro-Hindu articles written by him in IE.All these articles are supported by facts and figures.He is a foreigner,still he loves/values the Indian culture much more than some of the so called secular Indians.


Pazha.Karuppayyah:

He is a great Tamil writer.He writes articles in Dinamani(a Tamil daily) and in 'Thuglak'. The best part of his articles is the way he presents it.He has a great knowledge in Tamil literature.His articles are awesome to read.He has written articles on several issues like Mr.Karunanithi(TN CM :D)'s lust for power,Sania Mirza's marriage,on fake drugs scandal(which is rocking TN now) etc.One thing which I could observe from his articles is that,somehow or other he brings in the name of Mr.Karunanithi and bashes him.What makes me wonder is he perfectly connects Mr.Karunanithi's name in any article.He uses pure Tamil words.His articles have punch,satire,humor,historical references,facts and figures.

And there are some more people whom I would like to mention here,apart from the above mentioned ones.They are people whom I know personally.First I would like to mention about my friend Jagadish.I have read some of his blog posts.On seeing his blog only I too wanted to go for it.I understood how to present articles in a blog(He also used to write lengthy articles like me :D).There are lot of differences between his blog and mine,but his blog created some interest in me to start blogging.So,honestly he is also an inspiration to me :-).

Another guy is there.His name is Vishnu.Myself and him started blogging actively more or less at the same time.Amidst severe pressure and hectic schedule,this guy keeps his blog active by posting articles at regular intervals.At one stage my blog was kind of dead one.I couldn't blog anything here,due to my hectic schedule.But on seeing this guy only again I started blogging regularly by allotting some time specifically to blog.

The above mentioned people's thoughts inspires me a lot,but I follow my own way of writing only(thats y sometimes these blog posts might appear stupid to u :D).I always express only my opinion here and not others' :D.And I have difference of opinion in some issues with all the above mentioned people.

These are the people from whom I learnt and am learning to write articles.And there are also so many other writers whom I like a lot,but only these people inspired me to write articles in public forums.Finally it is the encouragement given by my friends,in my initial stage of blogging,made me to keep it alive for more than 1 year.Had they pointed out only my mistakes in this blog,I might have stopped blogging long back.But they encouraged me.Now am happy that so many others, whom I don't know personally,are also going through this blog regularly. Once again I thank everyone for ur valuable support.




Sunday, May 16, 2010

'Polymorphism' in Love



Hello friends.. For the past few months I have been writing kind of serious and sensitive articles in this space.Well let me give a short break for all those stuff.I thought of blogging about my college life in this post,but something prompted me to go for this topic. I have already blogged a long article about love in the same blog,but this time I want to discuss it in a slightly technical way :P.

Well,first of all what is polymorphism? An object existing in different forms.This is the most simple definition.For example if u consider the operator '+',it can be used in different forms.In the statement 2+3=5,the '+' operator is used for addition of 2 numbers.Whereas the '+' in the statement "Stupid"+"Fellow"(this will give a result "StupidFellow"),the '+' operator is used for concatenation.This is operator overloading,an example of polymorphism.Like this an object existing in different forms is called polymorphism.(I am able to hear the mind voice scolding me in bad words :D,ada naangalum computer engineer thaan ya :P).Let me come to the point straight away.Here the object is love and I am planning to explain its different forms like puppy love,school love,college love etc and etc... Now I believe u people r able to understand the logic behind the title of this post.So let me start with the first form of love,the puppy love.


What do I mean by puppy love here?Its not the love between dogs :D.The love between the kids below 11 yrs is what I meant by puppy love.U can ask what do they know about love?They don't know anything.But the kind of affection and attraction between the 2 kids will be PURE.Pure in the sense,they don't know what future has in it for them,infact they don't even know that there is something called future. U can argue that is just friendship and not love,but in my opinion it can be called as AFFECTION,reason,for sure a boy will be showing a kind of special interest towards a girl compared to others(the vice-versa of this statement too holds good).In that age if a teacher beats the boy,the girl will cry.If the girl cries the boy will get chocolates for her.He will daily bring slate,pencils etc for her.This type of affection in this age is not dangerous as well painful.Anyday puppy-love will remain a sweet memory for everyone,provided if they had any.

Let us go to the next form-School love or Adolescent love. Actually this love is a sub-class of puppy love.This too has all the properties of the parent class puppy-love,but the thing is it has some extra features too(ada inheritance pa :D).But the danger in love starts only at this age.The children in the age group of 12-18 can be grouped into this category.After 18,according to Indian constitution a person is a major and he gets the right to vote also.OMG,again politics comes in :D.Anyway let me stop with this and proceed with love :P.Why do I say danger starts at this age?Actually in adolescent love,there are again 2 forms.Of-course,both these forms has the properties of the base class puppy love.

This is like hierarchical inheritance.More than one sub class being derived from the same base class.And remember,here the default base class for all the classes is LOVE.This is something like the OBJECT class,which by default is the base class for all the classes and no class extends the object class(in this post the LOVE class) explicitly :D.The first form of adolescent love happens due to situation and circumstances.This happens when a boy and a girl start moving together in many aspects and any special character of the boy(or girl) might impress the girl.The way the boy speaks or the way he behaves with others or the way others respect the boy etc any such feature might impress the girl(and vice-versa).In this case,the duo will think this as love and they will start thinking too much out of their relation(thanks to cinemas :D).And this is the age where all sorts of funny events will start.Our friends will start teasing us.They will say,"hey she is looking at u,see da".They will call that girl and say "he is calling u".The girl will blush with a cute smile.My goodness,we will be on cloud nine in such situations,but we will never realize 2 things.1: A severe pain awaits all these happiness 2.This is not love and just an infatuation. But again this is also excusable.

The other form of adolescent love is purely based on physical attraction(rather I should say its a biological attraction :x).I believe people who r reading this post are matured enough to understand the meaning of the term 'physical' or 'biological' attraction.But both the forms of this adolescent love will bring nothing more than pain to us,thats why the parents will be bit strict in this aspect alone at this age group.But again over-strictness will prompt even an innocent to do all these stuff. So this is the age where parents have to handle their children delicately with extreme care :-).

The next form of love is college  love.This again is a sub-class of adolescent love.This cannot inherit both the forms of adolescent love,as there is no multiple inheritance in java(now am in java only :D).So again 2 different forms of college love exists.One form of college love is again based on physical,so lets not discuss much abt it.The only difference between adolescent and college love(I mean in terms of physical attraction) is in college it happens intentionally.The boy or girl does this nonsense willingly.Thats all about it.Lets discuss the other form of college love.

But the college love also inherits the properties of puppy-love.So this is multi-level inheritance.

Well this is the most dangerous form of love.Why?

It is in college where a person MIGHT experience joy,pain,affection,emotion,anger etc altogether because he or she remains in college for atleast 3 years.So if the love works out or it fails,both MIGHT result in immense pain.I have seen guys keeping arrears due to love failures.I have seen suicides of girls due to irresponsible guys who,once accepted the love has later distanced themselves stating stupid reasons.Again the vice-versa too holds good for this statement.Here everything will start of as a fun.But this is the age where we start maturing.So love at this age will have lot of possessiveness and pain.If the proposal is accepted,the girl(or boy) becomes too sensitive in the relation.Wherever we go,she/he expects calls from him/her.If they don't get an immediate reply to their messages,they make it an issue.In worst case,if the guy/girl doesn't attend the call from his lover(he might be taking bath,she might be driving etc),thats it.The next word that will come from their mouth is "with which girl u were flirting? what mistake u found out in me? what made u to choose another girl?"paaaaaaaaaaaa.. too many questions right? Ya thats why I said,its painful.

Sometimes,our friends might also help us to marry our partner by going against the parents.99% of such loves has ended up in a disaster.These are the possible outcomes.Either the friends who helped the love will be cheated(Nadodigal is a realistic movie,what we saw in that movie,is not director's imagination,but prevailing reality,so I am not copying him :D) or the lovers themselves will feel for their mistake.Even if the lovers are happy,they will never get the affection of the elders. Their love for sure becomes incomplete without the blessings of the parents. But there are exceptional cases where the love has resulted in immense happiness,no denial in that ,but still that remains a minority.So in my opinion we have to be careful at this age and should see that we never fall in love :-).

I can write a lotttttttttt about college love,but the space is not enough,already all r bashing me for writing long articles.So let me stop with this and proceed to the next and final category of love.

The love after u become a professional is the last category which I am planning to discuss in this post.Well this doesn't extend any class except the default base class LOVE.Actually this is the class with the "public static void main" method.In this class we can create objects for anyother class and call methods of any class :D. And after we become professional we r free to choose our life partner.One will start earning and  for sure will have the much needed maturity to handle love.After becoming a professional it is easy to convince the parents too.But again,if the situation is such that,ur parents can't be convinced means,my suggestion is again to take care that you don't fall in love :-).Just because u r professional,don't keep on searching girls,then people will think bad about ur profession(ungala intha area mama nu nenachippanga).

Thats all about  polymorphism in love.Why am saying that all classes extends the puppy love is because that is the Purest form of love between a girl and boy.Actually True Love is as pure as a fresh air.So all the love should extend the puppy love class.Even the 2 loves,which is based on physical attraction,also starts of with love,but later only it goes awful.So I am correct in terms of inheritance :D.

Finally I would like to conclude this topic with the following SMS joke:

"What is polymorphism?Boys use the word friendship to start  the love,but girls use the same word friendship to end the love,oops concept machi :D".

Take that joke in a lighter vein :-).Provide ur valuable comments in the comments section :-)

Sunday, May 9, 2010

IPL- Indian Poverty League







IPL-Indian Poverty League?So whats this topic all about.. On seeing the pic and title u might have guessed something.Now I have to mention this thing that the above pic with school kids was from a school in the state Jharkhand and I got this pic from the site  jharkhandmirror.org . Let me elaborate on this pic later in this article. IPL,Poverty and Naxalism.. Read on..


Well,last month our nation witnessed a severe attack by Naxalites over the CRPF(Central Reserve Police Force (India)) Jawans. Around 76 CRPF men were brutally killed by the Naxalites in Dantewade district of Chhattisgarh. And again today some 6 CRPF men were killed in the Naxal attack by using land mines it seems.  Last month when that attack happened,almost every newspaper,24/7 news channels,MPs, ministers etc. everyone were very much concerned about it. Unfortunately their concern lasted for just a week.So what was the scenario before this particular attack by Naxals?


Honorable home minister,Mr.P Chidambaram, told that the Naxals will be finished off completely from India within 3 years. Naxals gave a reply to this remark within few days and the result?76 CRPF Jawans lost their valuable lives.At the time of his visit to Lalgarh,the heart of Naxal territory in West Bengal,Chidambaram said "the buck stops with him(West Bengal CM,Buddhadeb Bhattacharya)". Actually 'buck' is a term used to refer money while playing cards.If it stops with someone,then it means that he has to play and the decision making authority is with him.If he couldn't play anymore,he should pass the buck to someone else. So by his remark Mr.PC meant that all the authorities are with WB CM and he(CM) has to react. Buddhadeb didn't give any harsh reply for this. Within few days after this remark,the Dantewada attack took place.And I guess its Mr.Arun Jaitley(BJP),Leader of opposition in RajyaSabha,has rightly questioned him "Now with whom does the buck stop?".


Alright,the nation has witnessed such a brutal attack.So as a responsible person,what Mr.PC should have done? In my honest opinion,he should have quit the post of Home Minister. A day or 2 after this attack,a news came that,PC offered resignation and PM rejected it.But my question is,why didn't this news come in media,before PM rejected his offer to resign? So Mr. PC was damn sure that neither PM nor Sonia will accept his resignation and as a publicity stunt,the govt., staged this resignation drama. Mr.PC has to understand the fact that,giving harsh and arrogant interviews doesn't mean efficiency.The ironical thing is that the principle opposition party,BJP,said that PC's resignation will be considered as Naxals' victory and so he should not resign.Oh my god!!! How does his resignation will become a victory for Naxals? But,here we have to understand another fact. Even if PC resigns and some other home minister takes charge,there won't be any change.The security issues will persist(remember this is a congress govt).Just as Mr.Shivaraj Patil resigned after 26/11 attack and PC took over.Do u ppl really think there is any difference after 26/11 in India?I don't think so. 


Anyway,lets discuss about Home Ministers and Home Ministry on a separate article.Now PC says he is planning to use air-force against Naxals.Again he says that the govt is ready to have talks with the Naxals.Why such an inconsistent approach in tackling such an important problem?PM Dr.Singh says Naxalism is a grave threat to this nation.The media supports this claim.But one thing which none cares about is what is the root cause of this naxalism?Why do people turn into naxalites? Several educated,intelligent people also become naxals.Why?


In the top of this page,I have mentioned about a pic,remember?That is a school in Jharkhand.In that school around 137 kids are studying.Actually there has to be 3 teachers in that school,till now there are only 2 and another teacher is yet to be appointed.The pic itself shows how good are the basic amenities there.This is just a sample and there are so many other places in India,where there are no schools at all.In some of the places there are no hospitals.People has to walk for quite a long distance to go to hospitals or schools or anywhere else.There are no buses.If we ask why there are no buses,the authorities will answer,"first of all there is no road itself,then why do these fellows need transport".Yes there are no proper roads too.The naxalites doesn't consider the CRPF people or policemen as their enemies.But they consider MNCs,Tatas,Mittals etc as their enemies.Why?


Most of the tribal people are not educated.So what happens is,when the Western companies,MNCs etc wants to establish their company in these places,the govt allocates the land and resources to these companies.In a state,the govt has taken the lands of people by giving just Rs.50,000/acre to them.But the real worth of those lands is around 50Lakhs/acre.This is the situation.A man has no basic facilities like schools to study,roads and transport to travel,hospitals in case of emergency, electricity etc. This really brings out the anger in each and every individual. The minds of these people chooses the path of violence. They turn into naxalites. But how the anger of individuals,becomes a dangerous organization/movement? They just search like minded people and join together.Then they show their anger against the ELITE section of society,through bombs and bullets. But at a later stage,even when they realize that they have chosen the wrong path,they couldn't change themselves.Even if they want to give up the violence,they can't,because the society will not accept it.They will be seen as killers by one section of society and as traitors by another.So what they do? They try to justify their deeds and they never give up.They brainwash the educated young minds,who yield to emotions and make them too as naxalites. This is how the naxalism got established in India.


Alright? Why did I mention about IPL and Lalit Modi? Well it was Lalit Modi and Shashi Tharoor,who diverted the attention of media from Dantewada attack.The media started focusing on these guys and it resulted in the resignation/suspension of both these people from their respective posts.In IPL two new teams are included.They are Pune and Kochi teams,which were sold for a combined worth of Rs.3,235.53 crores.Lalit Modi proudly said that the IPL is recession proof. The total worth of IPL is estimated to be around 20,000 Crores. My question is,how people are able to buy cricket teams for such a huge price?What gives them the confidence to invest so much of money? Is IPL a business?Yes it its(in my opinion).There are allegations that most of the matches were already fixed.Whats there to get shocked in this? These things are quite common in business.Evey businessman wants to gain something and hence they make their teams to lose(am not accusing all cricketers,but my gut feeling says that definitely there will b few players who are involved in this fixing).Now do u really think that will there be valid documents for all the money involved in this big budget gamble?Does all these franchises pay their tax properly? It is said that,this IPL is a kind of business where black money is converted into white money.For these people to have drinks party and discotheques after each and every game,it needs 20,000 crores huh? To build a hospital or school in Chhattisgarh or Orissa,for sure will not cost 20000 crores.


There are allegations against some of the central ministers that they have stakes in this IPL.Mr.Sharad Pawar(Union agricultural minister),Mr.Praful Patel(Union civil aviation minister) are the names that are in news for having illegal shares(but things are yet to b confirmed).If u ask me,it is better to ban businesses like IPL,where corruption, fixing, betting etc takes place to a large extent.And this money can be used for a lot of good things.


So,how to eradicate naxalism?But u can ask me,"this kind of situation is there in almost every state of India,does each and everyone become a Naxalite there"?My answer is no.But the naxal moment was there only in few states in the beginning,and now it has expanded to so many states.In Tamil Nadu too,at one stage this naxalism surfaced.The CM at that,Mr.MGR,mercilessly crushed the naxals and those who supported them.Till today there is no naxalism in TN.Thanks to MGR. This kind of approach should be followed in every state.But,the real success is not in killing naxalites,but in eradicating naxalism.Eradicating in the sense,the govts(both state and central) should take appropriate steps to ensure that people doesn't choose the path of violence again.We have to remember that criminals are not born,but they become.


People who take up naxalism have to understand the fact that as long as they take weapons and indulge in violence,there wont be any development at all.There will be lot of blood and gore.Lot of innocent people will be killed.Only this will happen until they give up violence.People who speak about communism,has to realize the fact that,communism is a dead concept.Remember the fact that,it is in the same Russia,which once attracted the attention of the entire world for its communist principles, Lenin's statue was broken.The Maoists fight with the motive that every one should get everything equally.This is not possible and this also should not happen.Instead,it will be better to fight with the motive that everyone should get what they deserve. Instead of choosing violence,one can choose politics(ofcourse politics is no different from terrorism,but this can be changed).One can contest in elections and become minister.Then he can serve the nation.But that will not happen atleast for now it seems.And my opinion the govts should show zero tolerance towards terrorism of any form and all should not forget to eradicate the cause of naxalism.


I believe I have typed quite a lengthy article.And I think oflate,I have been posting lot of serious articles.My next article will not be this much serious and it will be something related to my college life. Go thru this entire article and give ur valuable comments :-)

Saturday, April 10, 2010

33% for Women-Some serious consequences


As I have mentioned in my facebook status,this time I have come up with my views about 33% reservations to women in Parliament.On seeing the title of this topic u might very well think that am a male chauvinist.I don't know whether am one or not :D,but whatever I am typing about this topic are facts which most of them doesn't expose.I don't know what change this 33% for women will bring in society.Even if there are any changes,definitely those changes will do no good for this nation.Why am I opposing this act?



Its simple.In India,women have equal rights as men.The constitution at no point prohibhits women from contesting elections or becoming ministers.But still y this reservation of 33% to women?I thought this bill will never be passed.But now the central govt., has successfully passed it in Rajya Sabha.The govt proclaims passing this bill as a great achievement.All the newspapers carried the news like Congress govt creates history.Actually it should have been like this:"The govt. has committed a historical blunder".But this bill also showed the intentions of some politicians,who purposefully opposed this bill.Who opposed it? It was the Yadav-trio(Laloo Yadav, Sharad Yadav and Mulayam Singh Yadav).Their argument on this bill went too ugly,that head of the Rajya Sabha,honorable Vice President of India,Mr.Hamid Ansari,has adjourned the house several times.


Well now u might raise a question that why I am opposing the Yadav trio?Even am against the 33% reservation and they are also against it.So why should I oppose? The thing is they don't want this bill to be passed in its present format.Their argument is if this bill,passed in its present format,will be beneficial only to elite women and the women from 'suppressed communties(thaazhthapatta samoogam)' will not get the actual benefit.So they are demanding a quota for women belonging to SC/ST,Muslims etc., within this 33%.That is in this 33% a 5% for an X community,3% for Y community and so on.Which means they are demanding a 'quota-within-a-quota'.What to say about these people?Its really disappointing to see likes of Sharad Yadav,being the president of a honest party,doing such acts for the sake of minority votes.


Why they are suddenly demanding a quota for Muslims and Dalits in this 33%? Soon assembly elections r to be held in Bihar,Tamil Nadu,West Bengal etc.Eyeing the Muslim votes in these states they are demanding for a quota within this bill.Ofcourse,our honorable CM,Dr.Kalaignar has extended his full support to this bill.Infact Mrs.Sonia Gandhi,has praised him that,it was all bcoz of DMK and the TN CM,this bill was successfully passed in Rajya Sabha.So he is an exception here.One might wonder,how a pro minority CM like Dr.Kalaignar,supported the bill in its present format.He badly needs the alliance of congress :-).That is the only reason,for its unconditional support by ADMK too(she too wants to become an ally of congress).Behen Ji(Ms.Mayawati),Dhidhi Ji(Ms.Mamtha Banerjee) has opposed this bill.Reason-simple.Still Mulayam Singh is free and the centre has not gone against him,so Mayawati Ji is against this bill.Y Dhidhi Ji is not supporting this?Because,her principle opposition Communists are supporting this bill.The irony is that Women's reservation bill is not supported by many women in politics.


Had these people protested against passing this bill,saying that there should not b any quota for women,I myself would have supported them.Thats alright,lets discuss the other aspects.If there is one person,who boldly opposed this bill,its none other than the veteran journalist,Mr.Cho Ramasamy.I am really glad that,I could see atleast one bold journalist :-).Hats off Mr.Cho.


India is a country where women are respected and worshipped.We use the word 'mother' for every good thing here.Mothertongue('Thaimozhi'),Motherland('Thaiboomi') etc.. We worship so many Ammans,Durga Devi,Lakshmi Devi,Saraswathi Devi etc. If one is an atheist or non-Hindu,still no probs,he/she will have the same amount of respect for his/her mother.In India ladies special trains are being conducted.Even in MTC buses there are more than 50% of seats reserved for ladies :D.And there only men suffer,bcoz as per the law,men should not seat in ladies seats,but there is no such thing called gents seats in buses or gents compartment in trains(while there are so many ladies compartments).


I bet u in no other country women can get this much of respect or privileges.Ofcourse some male chauvinists are there.Still women get much respect and equal opportunity here.In this same country Indira Gandhi became the Prime Minister. Even now so many female CMs are there like Mayawati or Sheila Dikshit and not to forget our president is also a female.So my million dollar question is, when the constitution doesn't stop women from becoming a PM or CM or President,why do u need a reservation?


If it is made mandatory that 33% of MPs has to be women candidates,this will only pave way for nepotism(family rule).If a candidate has a lot of respect and votes in an area,only his wife or sisters wil be given a seat.Like how the congress,in the name of bringing in youngsters brought in the heirs of famous politicians(Agatha Sangma-daughter of P.A.Sangma,Supriya Sule-daughter of Sharad Pawar,Rahul Gandhi-son of Rajiv Gandhi).Like how Laloo made his wife a CM when he was stripped of the CM post.So, obviously,this bill spoils the chances of genuine women candidates.The govt argues that this will help more women to actively participate in politics. For that no need of reservation.Its enough if the govt creates an awareness about politics to women.


Its enough if it conducts elections honestly. In the last parliamentary election one candidate was lagging behind by atleast 5000 votes until the last round of counting.But at the end of the counting,he was declared the winner. Now he is a minister and he is from TN.If elections raise such suspicions,its quite natural that women(not only women,normal innocent people) will fear to enter politcs.


If u think that if women gets the power,there will not be this much atrocities,slap urself and say "I am wrong :D".Recently one lady was making news for wearing a garland(that garland was made up of 1000 rupee notes,amounting to a total of around 5Crore). She is a CM of one of the Indian states.There was also a news in dailies that,her partymen brutally killed one engineer,just because he has not given money for her(CM's) birthday celebrations(ada oru software engineer nelamaya pathingala ya :( ).One lady abused the Bihar CM with rubbish words during 2009 Parliament elections.She was a former CM.One lady,when her victory in her constituency was declared invalid,declared emergency in India,fearing that she could not win in the election again(source: some newspapers).She was former PM of India.One former lady CM's house was captured in a video and a popular tv(as if this channel is a honest one :D) channel telecasted it,showing what a luxurious life she was living.


This is the condition of women politicians.So u can infer that there is no difference between the male and the female politicians right?


My honest opinion.This 33% reservation to women is an insult to women and the nation itself.According to Indian constitution all the MPs,MLAs,ministers,CMs,PM, President etc can  be women.Nothing prohibhits women from attaining the power.The girls and women should actively participate in politics.I have seen so many girls,saying "oh!!!politics,I hate it.Its full of violence and culprits".I asked a gal to name some culprits and asked the reason for calling them as culprits.She named some culprits(they r really culprits only :D),but she didn't know the reason.This is the case with some elitist mentality guys too


One more thing,this bill has to be passed in Lok Sabha too.Then only its impact can be seen.I am praying god that this bill should not be passed in Lok Sabha.The principle opposition party,BJP,has played it smart by not opposing the bill completely.They have asked for a debate in Parliament over this bill.But has given a strict NO to any quota within this bill. It was because the BJP supported this bill,the govt was able to pass it in Rajya Sabha.The BJP wanted to get this image and it got it.I would have been much happy,had BJP openly opposed this bill.Anyway,when president of the congress party,Mrs.Sonia Ji,wants to project herself as a winner in passing this so called historical bill,there is nothing wrong with Sushma Swaraj or Arun Jaitley in playing such a smart politics.


So girls and ladies,please don't get satisfied with 33%,constitution gives u more,participate in public activities in large numbers.Come on friends,let us all join together and oppose this act :D.
 
Note : Some of the facts,written above,is taken from some reputed newspapers and magazines.