Friday, July 31, 2009

A short research on love and lovers

Hi hi hi..All these days I have been writing only comical things in this blog..Now its time to write about something which is even more funny :D.Yeah its all about that 4 letter word L-O-V-E.This word is the O2(Oxygen) for many subjects,especially CINEMA.It is possible to make a movie without songs,without comedy,without villain,even without heroes,but not without love..Only at rare occassions we can see movies without any love story in it..Anyway the topic is not about cinematic love but about love in real life.We will see some symptoms and effects of love.Match your life with this,if u have any of these symptoms then u r seriously in danger I mean u r in love.

Ok now lets start with the so called LOVE at first sight.Actually I dont have any faith in this theory.I dont know how people fall for a girl/boy on just a glance.May be for cinema artistes it may work out.I have seen guys/girls saying this:Hey she is so cute da,she is awesome da,my heart says something for her da.U know I feel like we have "some poorva jenma bandham"(definitely this guy should have seen some Kathir or Murali movie last night,else he should have drunk heavily).If I ask whats her name and have u ever spoken to her,they will reply no da I dont know her name and I dont know anything abt her,but I have fixed her in my heart.I pity on this fellow,coz she has already fixed someone else :D.
If this love at first sight holds true means then till today I have been in love with atleast some 1000 girls(1000 is too small number I guess,ada SRM college pa naan :D).

Another punch dialogue which we can often hear from people who are madly in love is : LOVE IS BLIND.Yeah its blind only,coz most of the time people fail to see their future because this love has made them blind.

Another kind of love is u know sometimes a guy and girl who may be having a normal relationship with each other for quite some days and that relationship turns into love.This is somewhat acceptable.Because,u know, we may talk with 1000 girls(but I dont thats different :D)but only one girl/boy will impress us and we may feel as if they are ours.We may show too much of care for them alone and we will be ready to do anything for their well being.And we will love spending time with them alone.This happens and this is really love.If any of u have such feelings then confirm that u r in love after reading this post :D.

But whats happening nowadays is something different.People doesnt have gutts to accept their lust.Be it a girl or boy they just want to spend some time and have fun for some days.So what they do?They just make use of the relationship love.But they also will not say that they r in love,instaed they will say "she is my girl friend da","hey he is my boy friend pa".I would say this is utter crap.What is girlfriend?According to me "a girl who is our friend".This is what I mean by girlfriend and the meaning holds true for boyfriend too.But nowadays if we say she is our girlfriend,the society really sees us bit differently.I would say those fellas who just want to have some fun and use this word "GirlFriend or BoyFriend"-u r an idiot.

U ppl dont know the difference between love and friendship.Without knowing this basic difference,I dont think ur relationship will continue for more than an year.The next year u will be with a different girl and she will be with a different guy.But for sure u both will not have enough courage to justify ur action.So kindly dont use girlfriend/boyfriend for ur girl,instead use some other phrases like "She is my aalu da","she is my figure da" and for girls u can also use "aalu" and if u dont like just find another term,I cant help u out :D.

There are also people who find it difficult to find what their relationship is all about.They will be in confusion.They will keep on asking this to themselves,"r v in love?r is this just a friendship?oh..."(mandaya pichikkuvanga :D).For such people I would like to say just this.Instead of getting confused like this,think in this angle.What ur parents will say if u say u r in love?If u r damn sure that they will accept then approach ur partner politely and in a decent manner.Just talk personally,dont use messengers(not yahoo or msn,but dont use ur friends as messengers :D).If he/she too agrees then go ahead convincing parents of both sides.But if ur partner rejects ur proposal dont get dejected.There is always a better option available(unakku aaiyiram ponnu kedakkum machi :D,ipdi than usuppethuvanga :D).

Just kidding,if ur proposal is rejected,then also I would say be calm and explain ur partner that u just expressed ur wish.And ask her/him to continue the relationship as it is at present.And u too start concentrating on other things which u like very much(like music,movies etc..).Normally after a proposal is rejected,people grow a long beard and catch a female dog and sit near some tree.Then they will be singing "ulage maayam vaazhve maayam" with some local drink in a glass bottle.(Yov ithellam old style,dont insult us by following the same,instead catch a female elephant and tie it,then u will feel the real PAIN of LOVE :D).Boys will do this,but girls are always different :).They cant grow beard and all :D.So they will marry whichever person their parents show and will keep her lover's name to her child.(But if that child happens to be a girl,am sorry boys,u will lose this small happiness too :D).

There are some extreme cases where both boy and girl will be in love but will not be in a position to marry due to family circumstances.I really feel sorry for them.The parents may not accept their love stating caste or religion(love will not see whether the gal is hindu or muslim or christian or anyother etc..).In such cases if both of ur parents r not accepting means things are too difficult for u.But if u r in such a situation and also in a very deep love,then I would say both of u should try to achieve a great position in the society and try to earn as much money and good name and fame in society as possible,before u tell ur opinion to ur parents(but only thru legal means :P)..Then discuss with ur parents,50% will agree and 50% still will not.But u should patiently wait until u achieve ur goal :D.For those whose parents do not agree am sorry,I dont have a conclusion :(.

Recently in a tv show I saw a girl saying that she is unable to forget her lover even after marriage and she has 2 kids too :x.I would say it is rubbish.Try to make ur lover as ur husband(or wife) else love ur husband(or wife) truely.Ofcourse ur problem is understandable,for that reason dont stoop down to this level saying u r still in love with ur "EX"Lover.So what u will do if he says he is also in love with u?Will u once again marry him?Dont be a fool,be practical.

The thing is just ask this question to urself before getting deep into ur love :"Will our love work out practically?"If u ask this question in the beginning stage itself,then I assure u no love will end in suicide,we will also not see any devadases and losers.Be practical always,u can avoid most of the problems :)

After all love is just a part of life and not heart of life(aama da indha dialogue cinema la irunthu than sutten :D).All I can say be bold and flexible and be ready to accept the consequences of ur decisions with respect to love.There is life beyond love(now dont say that this fellow is not in love and he is jealous of those in love and thats y he is scribbling some crap here :D).I am not jealous and all,but whatever I have written are facts.

Just see what this quote about love says:

Love is so beautiful,wonderful,amazing.Its the best thing in the world,until it happens to ur daughter :D

I dont have anything to do with that quote,it was said by someone else.

And this is a long post and go thru this topic if u really want to kill some "time" and if u r really interested in the topic :D.Sorry for such a long post..;)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Marriages and new traditions

Hello viewers(??) :D.This time I have planned to have some discussion on one of the biggest punishments given by the society to youngsters,especially men :D.Yes your honour,you are absolutely right.Its all about marriages.Marriage involves several issues,its not just tying a knot to a girl or exchanging rings.There is a lot beyond this.Let us discuss everything in this post.

When it comes for a marriage you may experience several issues.You need to enquire about the character of girl/boy and their family with their neighbours,you have to fix marraige hall,you should make arrangements for cooking,printing and distributing invitations and so on.But all these things are just secondary.First of all one has to fix a girl/boy,which itself involves numerous formalities.Some may prefer city girls,working girls and some other people may prefer girls who are willing to be home makers(nowadays most of them doesnt want their wife to be in home ;)).And luckily(??)if u could find a girl as u wish,then comes the next big thing.The girl side has to throw some money to the boy's side so that they r assured that their daughter leads a happy life.If u r not going to give enough dowry,then ur daughter may face difficulty of any form.This is the case only if the boy's side beg sorry demand some money.Some funny cases are there,where the boy will demand some lakhs of money first.Then a pulsar(in olden days people use to demand a scooter,now pulsar is latest na,so people keep themselves updated with the trend :D),so that the boy can reach office in time(paavam ithukku munnadi avar correct time ku office ponathilla :D),then a gold chain and whatever he wants.

That too in the present scenario they may demand anything from a girl to survive the recession :D.And after the business is over,I mean the pre-marriage arrangements is over,they will tell one great dialogue."ellame unga ponnukkaga than"-everything is for ur daughter only :D.My question is dont the parents know what to do for their daughter?Why the hell such fellows demand(in my opinion asking bike and etc from a girl to marry her is begging only )so much?The worst case is even after looting so much from the girl, we are able to see gas stoves or kerosene stoves getting bursted..Dont know when this non-sense tradition will change.But this is not new tradition,this is old tradition only,then what are all those new traditions and events taking place in marriages nowadays?Read on..

This new tradition is from friends side.One of my friends was giving invitations to all other friends for his sister's marriage.Normally when we get the invitation we use to ask,"what the bride groom is doing?where the marriage"etc.This is old fashion,in new trend guys are ask'ing "Macha kalyanamna ELLAM(everything) undu la da,ELLAM undu la da :D"-means "Macha marriage means u have arranged everything na".This fellow got irritated and started saying,"See da no problem even if u dont come,if u have any other good work,pls do that,because duty is more important(namakku kadama than mukkiyam),I am giving this only for a formality :D".But anyway the recipient doesnt have any prestiege or something like that,he will come for sure..

Another thing which is quite common in marriages is "Sightings of India".Well u may argue that its quite common everywhere,but still u know marriage means something special.Because if u get caught u will get nicely from both families irrespective of whose side u belong to :D.But that happens rarely.A boy or girl above 15 yrs of age means its quite common that they may involve in such mischiefs,but what makes me wonder is the development of next generation(valarum thalaimurai :D) which is formed by kids of age 7-10.yrs. In a marriage my friend wanted to approach a girl and for that he wanted to know what her name is.She was with many girls,so he felt bit shy and he used the old tactics :D.He called an 8 yr old boy and told him to ask her name.This fellow simply scolded my friend and said "dont u have any other work?" and went off.

I thought he is a young Vivekananda,but he straight away went to that girl.Spoke something with her.After that he was roaming here and there and then after sometime he came towards us and said "anna andha akka peru priya"-brother her name is priya.I asked him " y did u scold him in the beginning and y u didnt come immediately",for that he replied,"had i spoke with him nicely in the beginning itself she might not have said her name and had i come directly to him she might know that it was he who asked the name"-Then only I thought he will become a big Premananda in future :(.

The mid-night party is the best part of marriages these days.I have mentioned this in one of my earlier posts in the same dream---life blog,that watching people when they are drunk and out of control is the best entertainment :D.The reason is that,once a fellow consumes kalyani or nepolean :P in excess they start showing their power(enna irunthalum napolean maaveran la :D).They will speak out all secrets in public and we too can get an opportunity to know some new informations like the person who is speaking while drunk might have been in love with your girl friend :D.One fellow said while he was drunk,

"macha now am in love with a girl called roopa da",another guy asked him,

"is she also in love with you?",he replied

"hahaha,ennada ipdi ketta,athelam theriyama eranguvana,mama ethana ponna love pannirkken"-(means,what da will I get into it without knowing those details,i have loved so many gals na :D)..

Like this we can enjoy watching them,but we should not drink,if we really want to enjoy others :D.

Thats it,thats all about the new tradition in marriages.I guess this is a very long post :( ,if u feel its a Mokka,kindly tell me in comments section..Soon I will meet with my next work..

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Recession and New Job Opportunities

Hi friends..This time am gonna blog about a sensitive issue which has created nightmares to most of the 2009 Engg graduates..No prize for guessing the issue because I have given it in the title itself :D..Ya its about recession only..This recession is making waves all over the world..But in India it has several effects...Many people working in IT sector lost their jobs..Many are suffering cost cuts..There has been no sign of hike in salary.Everyone are under pressure and they themselves dont know how long their job will be theirs.Infact they slip in their duty in the fear of getting pink slip :P..

This is for the people who are employed..But there is another category of people who are having sleepless nights..Ya they are those who got selected on-campus and are in the fear that whether they will get the call letter or not?If they will get means,when?In some companies still the 2008 passed outs itself has not been called,then how this year's?What to do in the mean time?Shall we go for any certification course?Or shall we do any job temporarily?Like this these people are having 'n' number of questions in their mind...All I can say to this group of people is just this: DONT WORRY,YOU WILL BE CALLED AT RIGHT TIME and if u feel like wasting ur golden time learn some thing which you dont know.Still if you are not convinced means,just look at the next category,in which students are yet to find a job.. :P(Unakkum keezhe ullavar kodi :D :D :D)...This category of people who are yet to get a job are facing several strange issues...Even I belong to this category :D,so let me discuss about my category..

Well this third category is really facing strange issues..At times it really seems funny..First and foremost problem is PRESTIGE.Whenever some relatives see the first question they ask is "Your son has graduated right,so what he is doing"..I will type this in Tamil then only it will be interesting:

RELATIVE : Payyan degree mudichittan la enna pannitirkkan(ur son has completed degree,what he is doing?)
Candidate: Vela thedittirukken(Searching job)
Relative : Vela thedittirkingala hmmm..(Searching ah,hmm[with an expression which will really irritate us :D)..campus la laa onnum varalaya(didnt u get any campus?)
Candidate : illa recession naale place aaga mudila(I couldnt get placed due to recession[this itself is a huge lie :P])
Relative : En payyan infosys la place aanan pona varusam(My son got placed in infosys last year).Maasam 27 aayiram sambathikkiran(earning 27k per month)

This conversation will go on and it will be really hilarious at times.The person wants to show that his son is GREAT and his relative's children are nothing before his'..But personally I have not faced this type of comedies,still there are guys who are close to me has undergone this :D.If they ask me I will just answer this:Ya I havent got placed,so whats ur problem.You too follow the same :D and if ur father kicks u for this am not responsible.

Apart from prestige there are several other issues.Nowadays there is no opening in IT companies(almost all companies stopped recruiting),but still some times I get mail or I come across paper ads with this caption:" URGENT OPENING-FRESHERS NEEDED".As we freshers are desperately looking for a job,we hurry up to the company with 3 hard copies of resume(this is how they mention: BRING WITH 3 HARD COPIES OF RESUME).. The name of such companies will start with some thing and surely will have a second name like this only: Infolink,Infotech,InfoSystems etc.

Ok,now that with our resumes,in a professional(or formal)dress,with shoes we go to those so called companies.If we go there we are made to wait for quite sometime. And for a company I remember some guys preparing seriously with DBMS book(pity on u guys-this is what I thought there :D).First we have to register there by giving 2 copies of our resumes(2 printouts waste :D).Then a mokka receptionist(lady than pa :D) will say like this:"Please wait sir we will call you,the interview(?) is going on".Now our candidate will wait patiently(:P) in the hall.Then his turn will come.

Now our candidate is going inside.Now the most interesting interview starts.Interviewer gets the file of the candidate,then:
Interviewer : Tell me about yourself(same routine dialog)
Candidate :Same routine answer :P
Interviewer : U r looking for a job in which domain?
Candidate : Java,.Net etc
Interviewer : See actually we are running a training course,if u r interested join that.If u join that course we will provide u placement at the end of the training programme.The course costs just 7000 rupees.
Candidate : ????

At that time only our candidate realises that these fellows are planning to develop the company by using our money only(enna vachi oru company ye kattuvan pola irukku :D). This is how interviews are conducted.But when I faced this type of situation I said to myself"ethana interview attend pannirkken varta,ah next ah next next :D".

This is one form of marketing.But there is also another stuation(which is really dangerous).For this also we see advertisements and go.Once we go there what they say is:
Actually we are a new company and we need candidates thats y we are recruiting candidates.So now that we have selected you(parra hmm.).All you have to do is just pay a 45,000 as deposit and we will refund this after 18 months.For the first 6 months we will be giving you training in some X domain and u will get a stipend of rupees 5000 per month during training and depending on your performance we will select you and deploy in projects.After that you will get a pay of 3.5Lakhs per annum.
All that you have to do to confirm your place is just to pay a 10,000 rupees and block your seat.We will call you once the program starts.

I use to think myself"kekkuravan kena payala iruntha ithum solvanga innumum solvanga" :D.See how noble this type of theft is.Getting money from us and paying to us a part of our money.Is this not a cunning business? Worst part is such companies run away after getting a considerable amount of money.Dont waste your money like that and all.
Considering this only I have given the topic as Recession and NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES.

Apart from this there are other serious effects of recession too as follows: A 10kg weight increase in almost all 2009 passed outs,many active members(vetti opicers :D) in social networks like orkut,facebook etc,large no. of application forms for govt jobs sold out,huge que in passport office,large no. of customers in driving schools,sudden increase in no. of students in computer classes etc..The major effect of recession is jobless people torturing others by writing long mokka articles(that too in a bad english :x) in the name of blogging :D.

So this recession has created a new atmosphere totally.And soon I will be back with my next article.Kindly give your valuable commens :)