Saturday, September 19, 2009

Examination and Entertainments

Hi readers...Now its time to discuss about some funny things.Ofcourse this blog itself is a funny place(thats a different issue).Anyway examinations are most funny part of our life.Well u can ask me,did I have the gutts to say this at the time of examination. My immediate answer is "yes" :D.I was one among the few guys who had hot(or even stupid  :D) debates like Ajith vs Vijay  even at the time of examinations(I mean before entering exam hall).So thats it..Now I am gonna write about some comedies that happens during examination(exam eh oru comedy thana :D).

Well,the moment we hear the word exams,the immediate thing that will come to our minds is BIT(I mean paper bit,dont have any vulgar thinking regarding BIT :x).I am too poor in this(that is taking bits and copying).Now u dont think that am a workaholic and I will study everything in home and will get 80s and 90s.I am a honest person :D,if I see some one using bits,I will tell this punch dialogue to them,

"2 mark vaanganaalum namma sondhama uzhachi vanganam :D"[That is even if we get 2 marks,it should come as a result of our hardwork :D].

I will tell this and most of the time I will not get more than that :D.

Once I tried taking bits to a private exam(Hindi Prachar Saba exam).We should try everything na,thats y :D.First day I experimented it by taking bits in my pocket.Unfortunately when the teacher was near me,the bit flew out of my pocket :-( and she took the bit and went away.But I dint give up with that and I took bits for the next day exam too(thats the real spirit na :P).But this time I planned something differently.The supervisors dont know hindi.So I took a bold decision.I wrote some essays(20 mark answers) in a paper which is almost similar in size to the question paper.Took a xerox.In the exam hall after getting the question paperI put the question paper under the desk and kept this paper on the desk and started writing.None could find me.Again Vaayu Bhagavan(Air God) let me down.Yeah u r right,this time the question paper flew in air and finally the supervisor found it out and threw the bit out :D(thank god in both the instances I was not sent out) and some how I cleared the exams too(athu vera visayam :D).

There was a guy in my school.U might have seen people who offer prayers to god and  write "Sri Rama Jayam" inorder to get a pass in the exam.This guy too wrote the name of a god 108 times in a paper.I appreciated him and told him "nice to c that u have so much of faith in god,study well,only if u study well god will help u to get a pass".But he gave me different reply as follows,

"Dai I cant study and all,its a difficult job and instead I have a better technique.Why I am writing this you know?I should not be caught while I am using this bits.For that only am praying god,ithu theriyama nee vera "-ivangala ellam thiruthave mudiyathu da saami :D.

The entertainment doesnt end with this.After the exams are over,our papers will be corrected by teachers.Different teachers will use different techniques to award marks.Here is a strange teacher and c what  technique uses to award marks.

He will measure the length of each answer using his hands.He will hold his 3 fingers and will use his thumb and small finger to measure the length.If the answer is long enough he will put 5 marks.Point to be noted is he will not even read a single word from the papers which he is correcting.Students understood this technique and started writing their personal stories.Everything was fine until this incident happened.One boy out of enthusiasm wrote too many pages,thinking that he can get 100 out of 100.Our man as usual,started measuring and awarded marks.Finally when added the marks for all answers,the boy got 110 marks out of 100(what a performance la :D).The man became violent and he punished the boy severely.

This is an incident from some other school.But in my own school I had such a teacher.He will not measure using his hands and all.All he will do is he will simply put marks for answers if they are lengthy.He will neither read the question paper nor answer paper.In his subject minimum mark itself will be 75% only.But this time I got into trouble.What happened u know?As usual I started writing about Gavaskar and Tendulkar in History paper.Before the exam I adviced one of my senior student also to follow the same technique(for him too the same sir handled History).I wrote the exam for considerable no. of pages and left happily.But out of over excitement I added one extra line "Mohan raj is a stupid fellow,he is an idiot".Now dont get puzzled,that Mohan Raj is the name of our history sir(I meant what I wrote at that time :D).Now if u think that he read this line and punished me,u r wrong.

He took leave for more than a month for his marriage.Because of that my science miss corrected that paper.One day she called me in class and gave me left and right.Suddenly she asked "how dare u idiot writing the name of that sir".My heartbeat almost stopped for a moment.Something came into my mind and I replied her immediately " Miss thats Madhan Raj not Mohan Raj".Madhan Raj is my classmate's name.She got confused and checked my paper,but she couldnt confirm what was written in that(thanks to my bad no worst hand writing :D).Then I was let off with some minimum punishment.Suddenly I heard a sound "ayyo amma sorry sir sorry sir".I saw from where that noise was coming from.It was the senior guy,who faithfully followed my technique,was screaming.For him a different sir corrected the paper and beat him for almost an hour.He said these words while beating him"History paper la Gavaskar,Kapil Dev,Ganguly pathi ezhuthuviya da(i.e., how dare u write Gavaskar, in history paper)".I felt sorry for him :-( :P.

Like this there are many incidents.In college one of my friend will take bits to each and every cycle test and he will be caught most of the time.He is a lucky fellow,bcoz he will not be caught alone,always there was a north Indian guy to accompany him.Yep,he was his copy/bit partner.One day that north Indian guy was caught alone and he got lot of scoldings.The next day he begged my friend not to talk to him atleast for that exam(bcoz this fellow was caught twice in that week itself :D).But my friend is gr8 man.Inspite of so many  requests,he took his paper(that is the north Indian's) from his desk and these 2 were caught again.But my friend was let off.He was just marked absent for that exam,but this north Indian guy's id was seized and he was given some shock treatment again :D.Both of these guys got placed in TCS.Moral : If u copy u can get placed in TCS :D.

On a seriouse note,try to be honest.Apart from this I dont have anything to say in this post.I blogged this just for a time pass.Sorry for such a lengthy post again.Anyway go through it and kindly give ur valuable comments.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Cinema-My Experience and My Views

This time back to cinema :-).Cinema has become a part of our life.We may be having very busy schedule,we may be having semester exams,project work etc.To concentrate in our work we use to avoid lot of things like switching off the mobile,stop roaming outside etc.,. Although I have never done any of these things,I have seen many of my friends doing all these.But most of them(including me) has never failed to discuss about cinema.Exactly an hour before going to semester exam,we have fought for Ajith-Vijay etc. :D.Cinema has become that much important these days.Lets discuss something about cinemas.This post is just to discuss about some of my personal experience while watching movies and my views about some aspects of cinema in a brief manner.

First of all I have to say something about the pic above.If u think that I made this pic using photoshop means,am sorry,u r wrong :D.I did this purely using 'paint' :D.(Cut-Copy-Paste than :D).For some people watching movies is something more than a hobby.Am one such person.If u r going to a movie means make it sure that u get the ticket for the movie which u want to see.I mean,while buying ticket,tell the movie name and ask and for heaven sake dont say theater's name(I mean the screen which U THINK is showing that movie),if u do so,there are bright chances for u to undergo some torture like me.While I was in Pondicherry this incident has happened.

At that time I was new to Pondy and it was the time when the movie "Parthiban Kanavu" released.Parthiban Kanavu is an awesome movie right?So only I went for it.The movie was running in the theater Jeeva-Rukmani(that was the name of that theater and now it is remodelled and rechristened as Adlabs).There were two screens in that theater,Jeeva and Rukmani.Since the name Jeeva appears first I thought Parthiban Kanavu was shown there.So I asked in the counter "Give me a tkt for Jeeva theater".The man looked at me strangely[appove purinjirkkanam enakku :-( ].After getting ticket I went in to theater.I was in for such a huge shock.Theater was almost empty and apart from me some 5 members were there.I realized that something has gone wrong.Suddenly they started playing the movie and in the screen it appeared "Maaveeran Neppolean thayarithu vazhangum MARY ALBERT".My heart almost stopped for a minute.I thought of going to the other screen,but the man at the door said that I was not supposed to do that.I pleaded him to open the gate,so that I can run away,that stupid fellow said thats not possible and he said I have to be inside the theater until the end of the movie.And I ended up watching that awkward Neppolean movie :-(.

This is one experience.And another thing is that if I like a movie(which is reasonably different),most of the people around me will not be interested in watching that movie and they will go to the extent of mocking me saying that it is one of the worst ever movies made in the entire universe.This has happened several times.I was watching the movie Mozhi in theater.One fellow asked me where I was and replied him that watching movie.He asked the cost of tkt and replied "40 rooba pocha".The movie was awesome.And surprisingly it went on to become a super hit too.But most of the time the movies(that are in a different genre)which I like very much will not be a commercial success :-(.

Generally if we r going to a movie means,we will call some of our friends and go to the movie as a gang and will do all sort of mischieves there(As my friend and I clapped heavily for Prabhu's intro scene in the movie Silambattam :D).But doing this is bit risky(not clapping).I mean going to movies as a gang.There are some reasons for this.If u r going to movie with a gang means make it sure that u go with people who will not disturb u personally while watching the movie else better go alone.I saw the movie "Pasanga" with 2 of my friends.They made me think "why did I come to theater with these fellas".They didnt like the movie,thats alright.But right from the beginning they were mocking me,just bcoz I said something good about the movie before going.And in the beginning itself I lost the interest to watch the movie and till now I dont know whether its a good one or bad one.And I could see rave reviews for thise movie in almost all newspaper and websites.

Moral : Dont watch experimental movies with ur friends.Watch experimental movies alone and watch ur favourite artistes' movies only with like minded people for the first time ;-).

And recently I saw the movie Pokkisham.The movie is really a classic(according to me).Thank god this time I didnt go with friends.I went alone and the audience response was not encouraging.But as long as they dont disturb me personally,its fine.But nowadays writing reviews in social networks and blogs has become a fashion(even I have reviewed 2 movies here :P).And in orkut communities,I saw people mocking this movie like anything.Later only I realized that they are merely attention seekers.That is they have not seen the movie itself and started mocking it based on some reviews.Kindly dont do this.

And another important thing about cinema is that nowadays more people are watching movies in DVD and internet.Anyway I love watching movies in theater or in tv,not in DVD or internet.Because while watching in DVD we have the facility forward songs and some scenes and our curiosity is reduced.But while watching the movies in theater or in tv channels,we cant do that and we can get the real feel of the movie only while watching it in theaters.So kindly try watching movies atleast once in theatersNo matter even if its bad :D.

But u know there are also some other situation where we might be forced to see some unbearable crap movies.Such a situation came to me as well.I happened to see a movie called Rajathi Raja(Lawrence-Mumtaz movie,not Rajni's) while I was travelling to my hometown.Yes in bus only.U know how bad my day was that the speed of the bus was too slow than usual.And the punch dialogues and so called heroism,I got frustrated.But I cant do anything,as it is bus and I cant jump in the middle :D.Govt should see to this matter.It will be a great help to peole if movies are not shown in buses :-).

I got into another embrassing situation.I went to a marriage.There I was given a room in a lodge and many guys were there.Unfortunately in that room also tv was there.Since it is a marriage,as a tradition,guys started drinking(as I have discussed earlier) and I was among the very few who didnt drink(believe me I say :D).In tv a local channel was telecasting a new movie,Kunguma Poovum Konjum Puravum,its another crap movie.But its a tragedy film.And the guys were already drunk and they demanded me not to change the channel.It was late night 1'o'clock friends,I couldnt go anywhere from that room.And one fellow was deeply involved in that movie.Whenever a tragedy scene comes he will drink a peg and will cry :-(.Whenever a comedy scene comes he will drink a peg and laugh :-([Enna koduma sir ithu?].

And u got to know this info that,the incident took place exactly on the same night after my travel in that bus[yeah after watching Rajathi raja only :-( ].

These are few experiences I had while watching movies.Since it is about cinema the post became too lengthy it seems.Still its ok,go thru the post fully and give ur feedbacks in comments section :-).

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Moral life and Modern life

The picture and the title might have given u a brief idea about what this topic is all about. Yes this is all about society and our way of life.I just want to stress how valuable our culture is and how dangerous it is to deviate from it..

Ok,now let us start.So whats the big deal about Indian culture?Whats the need to discuss about it?What significance does it have?Let us see..

Nowadays we are very fond of foreign and foreign culture.Most of the so called "people-with-modern thoughts" think that if we want to become a super power,we should do whatever Americans or Europeans are doing.The best example is the night life in most of the Indian cities.In the name of night life,lots of atrocities are happening. I will come to this later,but now an even more dangerous disease is spreading in India.If u r going to think its swine flu,am extremely sorry,u r wrong.That disease is nothing but reality shows in tv channels.

In the name of game,everything is brought to tv.The entry of 24*7 news channels is really a huge curse to this nation.There is one channel called Headlines today.In that channel they are giving more importance to one awkward lady(Rakhi Sawant) than any other person.Whenever I tune my channels,I could see only this lady in that channel.That channel has not given this much importance to even our Prime Minister.Her marriage or swayamvara,(whatever nonsense it be) was given immense importance.Now there is a news that she and her husband are going to do a reality show in a private channel.The show is all about how they are going to live together and how they are going to become parents.They will capture everything in camera.So if u r going to bring everything to TV,then whats there in life?Certain things will be good only if its within ur bedroom.

In another reality show,called Sach Kaa Saamna they will ask u some questions based on ur real life.If u answer them correctly u will get the prize.So what will they do?They will give some drugs(mostly narcotic)to u and will ask u some questions.When someone is given that drug,he/she will tell only the truth.So they will note it down.And in the show, they will ask u some of those questions."Great game na?Why this idiot is bashing that show?"-u may think(but dont think like that and all :D).Just see some of the questions asked in that show:

Q1: Have u ever walked some 100 meters without any dress?-This question was to cricketer Vinod Kambli.

Q2: Have u ever thought of some other girl when u r close with ur wife?

Q3: Have u ever thought of killing ur husband and ur mother-in-law?

And the corresponding people answered 'Yes' to all the above questions.U may think question 2 is very much personal,there are even more worst questions,but let me stop with this.If we speak against this nonsense,the tv channels give a cool answer,"we are not forcing u to watch this program,if u dont like,better dont watch it".How noble this answer is.Isnt it?Is this the right way to answer?It would be better if there is a censor to tv channels too.If they are going to ask these questions to our politicians or criminals(almost both are same only :D)means,it will be more useful for us.

Apart from these reality shows,there was another news which was in the headlines for so many days.That news is nothing but scrapping of IPC377,that is,legalising homosexuality. After the judgement was announced,huge crowd gathered.They were holding the hands of each other and some people even went on to cry to express their emotions(oru motion um vendam :x).These days I couldnt see such a huge crowd in an Independence day or republic day celeberation.And there are intellectuals who argue that,homosexuality is individual's right and we should not curse them or mock at them.They say that it is their freedom(?).

Our freedom,at no point should be a hinderance to others.But this type of relationship will spoil several families.Imagine what will happen if married men or women leave their family and go with their partners?Their family becomes helpless isnt it?And the intellectuals argue that,even if this law is in force,these things do happen,so there is no use in keeping this law.They are proving their greatness by giving counters like this.Ok,let us consider this case.In India robbery is a crime.But still robbers are there and they rob banks,houses,offices etc.So anyway they are going rob,so whats the use of giving punishments to robbers?Shall v legalize robbery and other crimes too?The thing is people used to feel shy to discuss about this Homosexuality and all..See,now the scrapping of this law has made it how common,that starting from a jobless person(vetti opicer :D) like me to leading newspapers/channels speaking about it.

Moreover,still it is not scientifically proven that people are born-Homosexuals.As of now it is a psychological disorder.And it can be cured through yoga.

If u think this will spoil only few families,u r wrong.Families are the strength of our country.Even in such a crisis period,Indian economy is stable.The price-hike in India is not due to global financial crisis.Its because of corruption.Thats a different topic,lets not go into that now.

Only because of families,we have savings.Only because of savings,our economy is still stable.In America there is no family based life,there is only contract based life.Marriages are not as successful as it is in India.In Indian families,ladies will not allow their husbands to waste their money(in most of the families) and they have the habit of saving the money.Because of them only our country could escape from this recession.

-I am not saying this,Mr.S.Gurumurthy,a Charted Accountant,a reputed economist and writer in Indian Express,he is saying this.And a survey in America too shows that only Asian countries can help America and other European countries using their savings,to fight this recession.

Nowadays America is slowly adopting Indian policies.They have asked their citizens to cook themselves in home and to avoid hotels as much as possible,so that the vegetable business could pick up.But their serious problem is if people start cooking themselves,most of the hotels may be closed.There is that much confusion and imbalance.But in India these kind of problems are not there,as of now.

But if we adopt the western culture,we will face even more difficulties and our economy will get a big blow.

So this is the right time to think on this.Am not saying that everyone should be a perfect individual.Nobody can be a 100% perfect individual.But all I am saying is that,we should not deviate from a valuable culture which we are following for hundreds and hundreds of years.

Dont think that "this fellow is writing as if he is a UTHAMAN" :D.This is just an article,go through it,if u find anything wrong in this,feel free to bash me in comments.If u think the article is good,specify it too :-).

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Brain Drain-A short analysis

Hi viewers :D,am back.This time with a kind of important topic.Yes its all about Brain-Drain.I believe we all might have come across this phrase "Brain Drain".Infact we are seeing this thing in our day to day life.Even a layman will be seeing people who is related to this topic,the thing is he might not be knowing it is Brain Drain.So what Brain Drain means?Read on..

Let us consider a person who is born in India.Let us say relatively his family is an economically backward one.He completes his studies with the help of government scholarships(sometimes govt helps the needy people too :D),with the help of trusts etc.Assume that he has immense knowledge and is extremely talented.Now that he feels that this nation is not worth to have him and he leaves to a foreign country(same usual America :D).And there he earns much more than he could in India.So he gets settled there and feels proud to be an American citizen.This is called brain drain.Enjoying benefits in one nation to attain a good position and working for some other country for his personal well being.

Let us examine why this happens.Now you dont think that this is happening only in India,it is happening all over the world.The pic which I have included at the top is from a British magazine.So Brain Drain is not only in India.But let us not bother about other countries as there are lot of things in our own nation to bother about.If you analyse deeply(how much ever deep you go,no matter),you can get these 2 reasons for brain-drain in India for sure:1-Money and 2-Recognition(this is more important than money). First let us see whats the role of money in this ;).

Well how money is responsible?Very simple.We all very well know that India is a poor country.We dont have enough money to pay to educated/talented/deserving people.How is it possible to give good pay to educated people?If we give them enough amount of money then what our HONEST-UNSELFISH Politicians will do for money?They need money to give free tv(tv is more important than food in India,esp in my Thai Thamizh Nadu :) ),they need 2000 crore to install their own statues in a state(UP),they need money to buy votes,they need money to provide biriyani to terrorists and they need more and more money to many such useful issues.How is it possible for them to provide the salary which the educated or talented candidate expects?

Imagine you are working for some 10 hrs a day and u r getting some 18K as a salary per month in India.And u get an offer to do the same work for the same no. of hours in US and they are ready to pay you somewhere around 30K per month.Which one would u chose?Obviously the second one right?Thats what happening here.

The second reason is "recognition".This is the most important reason for this brain drain. In India it is a curse to be an intelligent person.Here geniuses are always recognised only after their life time.There are few lucky people too,who get their due respect when they r alive itself,but still they might have undergone all sorts of humiliations to get that recognition.I read this news so many years ago in a magazine.The news was: years before tsunami came,an Indian scientist predicted that such a disaster is possible. Our people didnt even care for him.Now he is working with Nasa.After tsunami disaster this news came out.His name is Arun Bhatt I guess,am not sure of his name.Pardon me I couldnt really recall the name.Not only this gentle man,there are many such people.

Now I would like to put forward some comments on those who go abroad for money.Do u guys/girls really think that u r respected there?Do u get the same home feeling in those nations?I bet,u wont.Ofcourse as days go on,u might get accustomed to the foreign atmosphere,but still u cant get the home feeling.You may belong to whichever country, but the joy of living in the home country is the same and it is some thing which cannot be explained in words.You people after getting settled in America or Australia,think that "bloody Indians,they dont even know basic manners".At that time u forget that u were also one among those so called "bloody.."

And later on u scream "oh this Australia is a racist country,oh these white people are targetting us,India should save me...".So u want to use all the priveleges that this nation gives you but u r not ready to give anything in return,isnt it?

I am not saying that you people should toil for an undeserving pay.See that you get what you deserve in our country itself and give back what the country deserves.Do you fear for cruel politicians?Kick them out.Raise your voice together.See that you get the attention of general public and media.You will get ur due for sure.There is nothing called impossible.All I am saying is we should make our life comfortable for but at the same time we should not forget our motherland

Dont forget the words of Billgates:
I will shift my Microsoft office to India,if Indians are not allowed to work here.

It clearly says only Indians are responsible for the position his company has achieved.Why dont u do the same work here and why dont you take India to the top position?Think...

And I believe this is the most serious article I have written here..If u feel that this article is an irritating one,no issues,just stay calm and slap yourself and say "sorry,articles in dream---life,simply rocks" and again go through this post fully :D.

Friday, July 31, 2009

A short research on love and lovers

Hi hi hi..All these days I have been writing only comical things in this blog..Now its time to write about something which is even more funny :D.Yeah its all about that 4 letter word L-O-V-E.This word is the O2(Oxygen) for many subjects,especially CINEMA.It is possible to make a movie without songs,without comedy,without villain,even without heroes,but not without love..Only at rare occassions we can see movies without any love story in it..Anyway the topic is not about cinematic love but about love in real life.We will see some symptoms and effects of love.Match your life with this,if u have any of these symptoms then u r seriously in danger I mean u r in love.

Ok now lets start with the so called LOVE at first sight.Actually I dont have any faith in this theory.I dont know how people fall for a girl/boy on just a glance.May be for cinema artistes it may work out.I have seen guys/girls saying this:Hey she is so cute da,she is awesome da,my heart says something for her da.U know I feel like we have "some poorva jenma bandham"(definitely this guy should have seen some Kathir or Murali movie last night,else he should have drunk heavily).If I ask whats her name and have u ever spoken to her,they will reply no da I dont know her name and I dont know anything abt her,but I have fixed her in my heart.I pity on this fellow,coz she has already fixed someone else :D.
If this love at first sight holds true means then till today I have been in love with atleast some 1000 girls(1000 is too small number I guess,ada SRM college pa naan :D).

Another punch dialogue which we can often hear from people who are madly in love is : LOVE IS BLIND.Yeah its blind only,coz most of the time people fail to see their future because this love has made them blind.

Another kind of love is u know sometimes a guy and girl who may be having a normal relationship with each other for quite some days and that relationship turns into love.This is somewhat acceptable.Because,u know, we may talk with 1000 girls(but I dont thats different :D)but only one girl/boy will impress us and we may feel as if they are ours.We may show too much of care for them alone and we will be ready to do anything for their well being.And we will love spending time with them alone.This happens and this is really love.If any of u have such feelings then confirm that u r in love after reading this post :D.

But whats happening nowadays is something different.People doesnt have gutts to accept their lust.Be it a girl or boy they just want to spend some time and have fun for some days.So what they do?They just make use of the relationship love.But they also will not say that they r in love,instaed they will say "she is my girl friend da","hey he is my boy friend pa".I would say this is utter crap.What is girlfriend?According to me "a girl who is our friend".This is what I mean by girlfriend and the meaning holds true for boyfriend too.But nowadays if we say she is our girlfriend,the society really sees us bit differently.I would say those fellas who just want to have some fun and use this word "GirlFriend or BoyFriend"-u r an idiot.

U ppl dont know the difference between love and friendship.Without knowing this basic difference,I dont think ur relationship will continue for more than an year.The next year u will be with a different girl and she will be with a different guy.But for sure u both will not have enough courage to justify ur action.So kindly dont use girlfriend/boyfriend for ur girl,instead use some other phrases like "She is my aalu da","she is my figure da" and for girls u can also use "aalu" and if u dont like just find another term,I cant help u out :D.

There are also people who find it difficult to find what their relationship is all about.They will be in confusion.They will keep on asking this to themselves,"r v in love?r is this just a friendship?oh..."(mandaya pichikkuvanga :D).For such people I would like to say just this.Instead of getting confused like this,think in this angle.What ur parents will say if u say u r in love?If u r damn sure that they will accept then approach ur partner politely and in a decent manner.Just talk personally,dont use messengers(not yahoo or msn,but dont use ur friends as messengers :D).If he/she too agrees then go ahead convincing parents of both sides.But if ur partner rejects ur proposal dont get dejected.There is always a better option available(unakku aaiyiram ponnu kedakkum machi :D,ipdi than usuppethuvanga :D).

Just kidding,if ur proposal is rejected,then also I would say be calm and explain ur partner that u just expressed ur wish.And ask her/him to continue the relationship as it is at present.And u too start concentrating on other things which u like very much(like music,movies etc..).Normally after a proposal is rejected,people grow a long beard and catch a female dog and sit near some tree.Then they will be singing "ulage maayam vaazhve maayam" with some local drink in a glass bottle.(Yov ithellam old style,dont insult us by following the same,instead catch a female elephant and tie it,then u will feel the real PAIN of LOVE :D).Boys will do this,but girls are always different :).They cant grow beard and all :D.So they will marry whichever person their parents show and will keep her lover's name to her child.(But if that child happens to be a girl,am sorry boys,u will lose this small happiness too :D).

There are some extreme cases where both boy and girl will be in love but will not be in a position to marry due to family circumstances.I really feel sorry for them.The parents may not accept their love stating caste or religion(love will not see whether the gal is hindu or muslim or christian or anyother etc..).In such cases if both of ur parents r not accepting means things are too difficult for u.But if u r in such a situation and also in a very deep love,then I would say both of u should try to achieve a great position in the society and try to earn as much money and good name and fame in society as possible,before u tell ur opinion to ur parents(but only thru legal means :P)..Then discuss with ur parents,50% will agree and 50% still will not.But u should patiently wait until u achieve ur goal :D.For those whose parents do not agree am sorry,I dont have a conclusion :(.

Recently in a tv show I saw a girl saying that she is unable to forget her lover even after marriage and she has 2 kids too :x.I would say it is rubbish.Try to make ur lover as ur husband(or wife) else love ur husband(or wife) truely.Ofcourse ur problem is understandable,for that reason dont stoop down to this level saying u r still in love with ur "EX"Lover.So what u will do if he says he is also in love with u?Will u once again marry him?Dont be a fool,be practical.

The thing is just ask this question to urself before getting deep into ur love :"Will our love work out practically?"If u ask this question in the beginning stage itself,then I assure u no love will end in suicide,we will also not see any devadases and losers.Be practical always,u can avoid most of the problems :)

After all love is just a part of life and not heart of life(aama da indha dialogue cinema la irunthu than sutten :D).All I can say be bold and flexible and be ready to accept the consequences of ur decisions with respect to love.There is life beyond love(now dont say that this fellow is not in love and he is jealous of those in love and thats y he is scribbling some crap here :D).I am not jealous and all,but whatever I have written are facts.

Just see what this quote about love says:

Love is so beautiful,wonderful,amazing.Its the best thing in the world,until it happens to ur daughter :D

I dont have anything to do with that quote,it was said by someone else.

And this is a long post and go thru this topic if u really want to kill some "time" and if u r really interested in the topic :D.Sorry for such a long post..;)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Marriages and new traditions

Hello viewers(??) :D.This time I have planned to have some discussion on one of the biggest punishments given by the society to youngsters,especially men :D.Yes your honour,you are absolutely right.Its all about marriages.Marriage involves several issues,its not just tying a knot to a girl or exchanging rings.There is a lot beyond this.Let us discuss everything in this post.

When it comes for a marriage you may experience several issues.You need to enquire about the character of girl/boy and their family with their neighbours,you have to fix marraige hall,you should make arrangements for cooking,printing and distributing invitations and so on.But all these things are just secondary.First of all one has to fix a girl/boy,which itself involves numerous formalities.Some may prefer city girls,working girls and some other people may prefer girls who are willing to be home makers(nowadays most of them doesnt want their wife to be in home ;)).And luckily(??)if u could find a girl as u wish,then comes the next big thing.The girl side has to throw some money to the boy's side so that they r assured that their daughter leads a happy life.If u r not going to give enough dowry,then ur daughter may face difficulty of any form.This is the case only if the boy's side beg sorry demand some money.Some funny cases are there,where the boy will demand some lakhs of money first.Then a pulsar(in olden days people use to demand a scooter,now pulsar is latest na,so people keep themselves updated with the trend :D),so that the boy can reach office in time(paavam ithukku munnadi avar correct time ku office ponathilla :D),then a gold chain and whatever he wants.

That too in the present scenario they may demand anything from a girl to survive the recession :D.And after the business is over,I mean the pre-marriage arrangements is over,they will tell one great dialogue."ellame unga ponnukkaga than"-everything is for ur daughter only :D.My question is dont the parents know what to do for their daughter?Why the hell such fellows demand(in my opinion asking bike and etc from a girl to marry her is begging only )so much?The worst case is even after looting so much from the girl, we are able to see gas stoves or kerosene stoves getting bursted..Dont know when this non-sense tradition will change.But this is not new tradition,this is old tradition only,then what are all those new traditions and events taking place in marriages nowadays?Read on..

This new tradition is from friends side.One of my friends was giving invitations to all other friends for his sister's marriage.Normally when we get the invitation we use to ask,"what the bride groom is doing?where the marriage"etc.This is old fashion,in new trend guys are ask'ing "Macha kalyanamna ELLAM(everything) undu la da,ELLAM undu la da :D"-means "Macha marriage means u have arranged everything na".This fellow got irritated and started saying,"See da no problem even if u dont come,if u have any other good work,pls do that,because duty is more important(namakku kadama than mukkiyam),I am giving this only for a formality :D".But anyway the recipient doesnt have any prestiege or something like that,he will come for sure..

Another thing which is quite common in marriages is "Sightings of India".Well u may argue that its quite common everywhere,but still u know marriage means something special.Because if u get caught u will get nicely from both families irrespective of whose side u belong to :D.But that happens rarely.A boy or girl above 15 yrs of age means its quite common that they may involve in such mischiefs,but what makes me wonder is the development of next generation(valarum thalaimurai :D) which is formed by kids of age 7-10.yrs. In a marriage my friend wanted to approach a girl and for that he wanted to know what her name is.She was with many girls,so he felt bit shy and he used the old tactics :D.He called an 8 yr old boy and told him to ask her name.This fellow simply scolded my friend and said "dont u have any other work?" and went off.

I thought he is a young Vivekananda,but he straight away went to that girl.Spoke something with her.After that he was roaming here and there and then after sometime he came towards us and said "anna andha akka peru priya"-brother her name is priya.I asked him " y did u scold him in the beginning and y u didnt come immediately",for that he replied,"had i spoke with him nicely in the beginning itself she might not have said her name and had i come directly to him she might know that it was he who asked the name"-Then only I thought he will become a big Premananda in future :(.

The mid-night party is the best part of marriages these days.I have mentioned this in one of my earlier posts in the same dream---life blog,that watching people when they are drunk and out of control is the best entertainment :D.The reason is that,once a fellow consumes kalyani or nepolean :P in excess they start showing their power(enna irunthalum napolean maaveran la :D).They will speak out all secrets in public and we too can get an opportunity to know some new informations like the person who is speaking while drunk might have been in love with your girl friend :D.One fellow said while he was drunk,

"macha now am in love with a girl called roopa da",another guy asked him,

"is she also in love with you?",he replied

"hahaha,ennada ipdi ketta,athelam theriyama eranguvana,mama ethana ponna love pannirkken"-(means,what da will I get into it without knowing those details,i have loved so many gals na :D)..

Like this we can enjoy watching them,but we should not drink,if we really want to enjoy others :D.

Thats it,thats all about the new tradition in marriages.I guess this is a very long post :( ,if u feel its a Mokka,kindly tell me in comments section..Soon I will meet with my next work..

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Recession and New Job Opportunities

Hi friends..This time am gonna blog about a sensitive issue which has created nightmares to most of the 2009 Engg graduates..No prize for guessing the issue because I have given it in the title itself :D..Ya its about recession only..This recession is making waves all over the world..But in India it has several effects...Many people working in IT sector lost their jobs..Many are suffering cost cuts..There has been no sign of hike in salary.Everyone are under pressure and they themselves dont know how long their job will be theirs.Infact they slip in their duty in the fear of getting pink slip :P..

This is for the people who are employed..But there is another category of people who are having sleepless nights..Ya they are those who got selected on-campus and are in the fear that whether they will get the call letter or not?If they will get means,when?In some companies still the 2008 passed outs itself has not been called,then how this year's?What to do in the mean time?Shall we go for any certification course?Or shall we do any job temporarily?Like this these people are having 'n' number of questions in their mind...All I can say to this group of people is just this: DONT WORRY,YOU WILL BE CALLED AT RIGHT TIME and if u feel like wasting ur golden time learn some thing which you dont know.Still if you are not convinced means,just look at the next category,in which students are yet to find a job.. :P(Unakkum keezhe ullavar kodi :D :D :D)...This category of people who are yet to get a job are facing several strange issues...Even I belong to this category :D,so let me discuss about my category..

Well this third category is really facing strange issues..At times it really seems funny..First and foremost problem is PRESTIGE.Whenever some relatives see the first question they ask is "Your son has graduated right,so what he is doing"..I will type this in Tamil then only it will be interesting:

RELATIVE : Payyan degree mudichittan la enna pannitirkkan(ur son has completed degree,what he is doing?)
Candidate: Vela thedittirukken(Searching job)
Relative : Vela thedittirkingala hmmm..(Searching ah,hmm[with an expression which will really irritate us :D)..campus la laa onnum varalaya(didnt u get any campus?)
Candidate : illa recession naale place aaga mudila(I couldnt get placed due to recession[this itself is a huge lie :P])
Relative : En payyan infosys la place aanan pona varusam(My son got placed in infosys last year).Maasam 27 aayiram sambathikkiran(earning 27k per month)

This conversation will go on and it will be really hilarious at times.The person wants to show that his son is GREAT and his relative's children are nothing before his'..But personally I have not faced this type of comedies,still there are guys who are close to me has undergone this :D.If they ask me I will just answer this:Ya I havent got placed,so whats ur problem.You too follow the same :D and if ur father kicks u for this am not responsible.

Apart from prestige there are several other issues.Nowadays there is no opening in IT companies(almost all companies stopped recruiting),but still some times I get mail or I come across paper ads with this caption:" URGENT OPENING-FRESHERS NEEDED".As we freshers are desperately looking for a job,we hurry up to the company with 3 hard copies of resume(this is how they mention: BRING WITH 3 HARD COPIES OF RESUME).. The name of such companies will start with some thing and surely will have a second name like this only: Infolink,Infotech,InfoSystems etc.

Ok,now that with our resumes,in a professional(or formal)dress,with shoes we go to those so called companies.If we go there we are made to wait for quite sometime. And for a company I remember some guys preparing seriously with DBMS book(pity on u guys-this is what I thought there :D).First we have to register there by giving 2 copies of our resumes(2 printouts waste :D).Then a mokka receptionist(lady than pa :D) will say like this:"Please wait sir we will call you,the interview(?) is going on".Now our candidate will wait patiently(:P) in the hall.Then his turn will come.

Now our candidate is going inside.Now the most interesting interview starts.Interviewer gets the file of the candidate,then:
Interviewer : Tell me about yourself(same routine dialog)
Candidate :Same routine answer :P
Interviewer : U r looking for a job in which domain?
Candidate : Java,.Net etc
Interviewer : See actually we are running a training course,if u r interested join that.If u join that course we will provide u placement at the end of the training programme.The course costs just 7000 rupees.
Candidate : ????

At that time only our candidate realises that these fellows are planning to develop the company by using our money only(enna vachi oru company ye kattuvan pola irukku :D). This is how interviews are conducted.But when I faced this type of situation I said to myself"ethana interview attend pannirkken varta,ah next ah next next :D".

This is one form of marketing.But there is also another stuation(which is really dangerous).For this also we see advertisements and go.Once we go there what they say is:
Actually we are a new company and we need candidates thats y we are recruiting candidates.So now that we have selected you(parra hmm.).All you have to do is just pay a 45,000 as deposit and we will refund this after 18 months.For the first 6 months we will be giving you training in some X domain and u will get a stipend of rupees 5000 per month during training and depending on your performance we will select you and deploy in projects.After that you will get a pay of 3.5Lakhs per annum.
All that you have to do to confirm your place is just to pay a 10,000 rupees and block your seat.We will call you once the program starts.

I use to think myself"kekkuravan kena payala iruntha ithum solvanga innumum solvanga" :D.See how noble this type of theft is.Getting money from us and paying to us a part of our money.Is this not a cunning business? Worst part is such companies run away after getting a considerable amount of money.Dont waste your money like that and all.
Considering this only I have given the topic as Recession and NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES.

Apart from this there are other serious effects of recession too as follows: A 10kg weight increase in almost all 2009 passed outs,many active members(vetti opicers :D) in social networks like orkut,facebook etc,large no. of application forms for govt jobs sold out,huge que in passport office,large no. of customers in driving schools,sudden increase in no. of students in computer classes etc..The major effect of recession is jobless people torturing others by writing long mokka articles(that too in a bad english :x) in the name of blogging :D.

So this recession has created a new atmosphere totally.And soon I will be back with my next article.Kindly give your valuable commens :)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Captain Marvel's World Cup Farewell

Pic:Dhoni:Eppadi iruntha naa ippadi aaittane :D

Hi friends,I am back again.This time with a different post.Its all about cricket,Dhoni and media.All are angry now.Already people have burnt Dhoni's poster and photos in public. His parents are scared now and they are fearing another attack on their house(am not joking,am serious).Anyway let us first discuss the causes and then go for consequences and finally conclusion.

First of all I am confused by one fact that what made Dhoni to behave this way.He use to smile for anything and everything and I have never seen him getting angry even on the field.Such a cool headed person has suddenly changed.We all know Dhoni is a fighter.We also know that he dont know to play cricket(fact friends accept it).Even then he has played so many good innings and will never get out till the end.He is such a good fighter. Unfortunately nowadays he has changed his line.Instead of giving a tough fight on the field to win matches,he started fighting with media people and his own team mates.

All I can say is his "Big-Brother" attitude is the main reason for this world cup debacle. Now he has decided that whatever move he makes will fetch him success.He is concentrating more in acting than in action.Mr.Dhoni aim for Wisden award,not for oscar award.He is not even attending press conference with the sole purpose of avoiding media.He(along with other members)is bunking net practices too to avoid speaking to media.Is this any college hour to bunk and go to movies?Even college students(especially sincere people like me :P)will not bunk important classes.But Dhoni is bunking net session itself.hmmm...what to say.Even Ireland plays better cricket compared to India.Even most dumbest captain will give full 4 overs to the bowler who has been at his best on that particular match.But only Dhoni will give over to those bowlers(Ojha) who has been at their worst on that particular day instead of most economical bowlers(Irfan Pathan.I am speaking the match against West Indies).

Another intelligent move by our captain marvel that makes me wonder is he went with the same team inspite of losing 2 matches in the super8.Anyway you are out of the tournament,y dont u try giving chance to players at bench(Praveen Kumar,Dinesh Karthik etc..).I think Dhoni feared that if he has included Karthik and P Kumar India will win.Then the media will criticise Dhoni for not picking the best team.So let us play with the same team,if we win we can say:"though we lost we played good cricket" if not then also it doesnt matter much as there is not much difference between 2 and 3 defeats.

Now we will come out of cricket.Yes India lost.But the media(especially Headlines Today,most crappiest news channel)has created a situation as follows:

India lost-because of this trains stopped running,prices of rice,wheat etc has gone high,people are losing jobs in IT sector,share markets has gone down,petrol-diesel prices have also increased,students are not able to find a job etc..Who is responsible for all these problems?Its Dhoni Dhoni Dhoni..

I am not saying this,but the media is hyping this defeat like this.Sania Mirza has qualified for quarter finals(or even semi finals i think) in Aegon Cup,Leander Paes won his 9th grandslam title(mixed doubles),these channels didnt hype these things this much.They have created an image that Dhoni is a villain for the whole nation.There are terrorists who laugh out loudly in courts in front of the judge itself,the media is not portraying them as villains,but silly mistakes like this are exaggerated very much.

The way Headlines Today acted in the Sehwag-Dhoni issue was extremely pathetic.There might be some misunderstanding btwn Dhoni and Sehwag but this channel has published a news that there is a huge rift btwn them and they were more keen on creating one btwn them to make their news true.After all this is one of those magnanimous channels which utilized the terrorist attack in Mumbai-Taj hotels for their publicity,what else can v expect from them?

If Dhoni is 70% responsible for India's defeat,this Headlines Today kind of channels is 30% responsible.Just think of some facts.Kapil Dev's dream team was expected to win 1987 World Cup,but they lost.In 2007 World Cup(I mean 50 Overs),Rahul Dravid's men were expected to win the title,but we were crashed out in the first round itself.Again this time Dhoni and co were the favourites and the result is not different from the previous situations..My question is why the hell these media people are hyping cricket this much?Last time none thought India would make it,no media hype.The team under Dhoni was considered as underdogs,but they won.Dont give too much importance to cricket.Media should know its limits.

I would like to share an answer given by legendary writer Mr.Sujatha for a question about media:

Question:Indru Pathirikkai Suthanthiram endral enna?(What freedom of press nowadays means?)

Answer : Dianavin Maranam(Death of Princess Diana)

Apart from this media,the other category is mad fans.They are burning posters and photos of Dhoni.Last time when India lost in 2007 50 overs world cup,Dhoni's house,which was under construction was demolished.I would say people who involve in such activities are barbaric,uncivilized idiots.Even I have bashed Dhoni,its human nature.We need some means to vent out our anger,it is well and good as long as it doesnt trouble others.

If Dhoni continues this stupid attitude further,he will lose all the respect he gained in a short period of time.

Finally whats my comment on this dismal performance of Indian team?-I would like use one of the quotes of Socrates:

A group of Donkeys led by a lion(Gayle,Collingwood) can defeat a group of lions led by a donkey(Dhoni).

Yes this came in SMS only :D,but I wanted to make use of it.

And I am sorry for such a lengthy post and I couldnt add much humour this time :(.Read this patiently and give your valuable comments :D

Thursday, May 28, 2009

A farewell to all the Sweet Dreams

Hi friends now I am back after a long time..I hope to keep the atleast dream---life blog active hereafter as my dream life has come to an end..I dont know whats so special about this final semester...I have never bothered that my college life is ending until the end of 7th sem.Infact I was expecting when it will..But now I feel it would be better if we have classes for one more semester,but a strict no to exams(padikkarthu romba kashtam pa :P)..So whats so special about this final semester...?

Three important memorable events in this semester means,i would go for Coorg trip(about which i have written a detailed post),a terrific experience to IG resort(actually i am planning to write a detailed post about this resort experience,enna athu avlo bayangaram :D) and the last working day...Ii am saying about these three events because they have that much importance...It was coorg which gave an opportunity for me to move with most of my classmates...To be precise,it was after the coorg tour some of them who were just my classmates,became my friends...I cant explain more about it,as the previous statement gives a perfect explanation...

This is just about coorg...Whats all about resort..?Well i can even make a short film on that incident as it has right mix of dance,comedy and even fights :D...So I wish to write it as a seperate post...Anyway because of our trip to resort,my friends count increased from all sides..That says it all...I got an opportunity to entertain my friends and i did it to an extent... My department,CSE,is the RICHEST DEPARTMENT in our college,with more than 240 students per batch,each paying a fee of 1.5Lakh..But the recession bug has bitten them too,so they couldnt even conduct a farewell for us and felicitate..What to do,poor fellas,pozhachi pogattum...So we went to resort as a replacement only..But still we had a great time there...And I believe none would forget this experience,including the guys who organised(I will connect this point in my next post :D)

The third thing is the final working day..When i felt that we can never get another working day,something started eating me...In that week I filled many slam books..The best part of those slam books was a category called about me...That column really embrassed me a lot,because i didnt know much(infact nothing about some people) about many of them at that time..If it is some comedy column means without any hesitation i could have written for 5 or 6 pages,as i do in examinations and tests :P..But in slam book my inner conscience didnt allow me to do that..So i wrote just few lines but true lines about the people who gave me their slam books..

Apart from these three there were several incidents and things which made me to keep a minimum of 90% attendance for each semester..Kindly note down only my attendance percentage is 90 and not my exam percentage(vaanganamnu aasa thaan,aana athu konjam peraasa :D)..My friends circle is too big starting from bai,dude,gokul,kesava,Naren,Jerjis,Manikandans(2 Manis), Gk,Dk,Science,Ms,Jaggi,Harish.R,Gautam Subuthi,Manas and so many...I cant name each and every individual,if i do so,it will itself consume the entire topic..
If there is something which I really regret means I have not at all spoken with some people all these years before going to that resort and coorg..Anyway there are other things to discuss too :)

In this most of them time i used to be with 3 fellas..Reason others will be engaged in some useless work all the time like CAT,MAT,MBA,MS etc.But only dude,gokul(A TCS Legend :P) and bai,used to accompany me in most of the USEFUL things like ragging,scolding someone badly etc.We guys have done so many mischiefs together..We have passed comments at so many girls :P,lecturers,proffessors etc..While commenting girls we dont see any partiality.We are always unbiased critics as you people know..Junior or senior no matter..UG or PG doesnt count..We will pass comment if we see them..

If there is one subject which I will never forget in my life means its personality development class,which gave me the thunderous title RamuJi(thanks to Gokul :))..I got a chance to speak my mind out in public..Dont know how much others will remember,but i will never forget it..I cant forget the debates and Group Discussions that took place in those hours..As the name suggests,the subject made me as a funny personality RamuJi among my friends..

There are other funny events too..You cant get better comical scenes even in movies compared to the classes taken by lecturers..They may teach seriously,but like a T.Rajendar movie,it becomes a comedy for us..The best entertainer in this kind i would say is Mr.Ravi,the engineering graphics sir..Funny man,he used to say that he will set alarm and will wake up early in the morning by some 3 or 3.30 to correct our charts..Some more entertainers are also there,but i am expecting my friends to write their names in comments section :)

But now its all over..No more college days...Am no more a college student...Hereafter I cant sit in lawn with Gokul or bai and comment at others,I cant make funny comments when Saba or Jeba sir is teaching..The forthcoming junior sets will be missing our set's ragging(u cant get decent as well as enjoyable ragging from anyone other than our set)..I will be missing my jolly travel with my usual gang in electric train..Hereafter i cant blackmail science(Koushik Barath) that i will put your photo in orkut(but i have that be careful :P),i cannot make fun of dude for his low attendance(hereafter no attendance machi :))..Kesava is the one who has been helping me by giving dvds of all new movies(any language),tour photos etc..Today he gave the dvd of our class photos,dont know whether i could get another one from him(the pic in the top too was given by him only)..I cannot speak funny malayalam and tease Jithin or Ismail..I cannot tease MS and make him shout at me,I cannot hear genuine bad words from Jagadish..I cannot tease master as Gym body..I cannot tease DK master about his Brindavan express..I cannot speak out my mind in public as I did in PD classes..I have described so many things which I cannot do hereafter,but dont know what I can do from now on :-0

Anyway like autograph cheran,these memories will remain as sweet memories in my heart infact in all our hearts..Dont get puzzled on reading such an emotional post..Now I am in feelings mood :D..I wanted to dedicate a post in this blog as a farewell to my sweet memories..What I have written here is just 10% and imagine how the hell the other 90% will be...

Dont worry friends,i will be back again soon with an entertaining post :D..This post is like a class movie and soon i will come up with mass movies...Enjoy reading this post..If its irritating feel free to bash me in comments section(but dont use bad words to take any revenge :D,i will delete the bad words and all :D :D :D )...

Wednesday, April 8, 2009


As I said in my earlier post,am now back with a cinema related post...Its about the recent release Ayan.The movie has Surya and Tamanna in the lead roles and thalaivar Prabhu(:P) dons an important role.The movie was hyped very much by many World Cinema Fans(So called class movie lovers).All I can say the movie is not worth the hype.Its genre is PURE MASALA.But this movie cannot be called as completely bad,as there are some real entertaining scenes.

Surya-is the positive for this movie.His physique and face suits the character perfectly.His voice modulation,expression,body language etc., are good.The smuggling scenes are the real highlight of the movie.Especially the one which takes place in Africa.One person who normally changes serious situations in most of the movies as comical ones with his serious(but for us funny :P)one liners like ENNA KODUMA SARAVANAN ITHU and all,is none other our Prabhu.But surprisingly in this movie,he has really done well.Especially the scene where he lifts the villain by holding his neck,was good.

One thing I hate to the core in this movie is the characterisation of Chitibabu,which was played by Jagan(Vijay TV nandu-sindu fame).His characterisation SUCKS.He is given the role of heroine's brother,but actually he behaves like her broker.There were movies which had scenes like heroine's brother helping for her love,but this is absoultely pathetic(thu..). But some of his one liners makes us laugh at times.

Another interesting aspect of the movie is Surya-Ponvannan scenes.The way they handle the villain was somewhat good.But what serves as a setback here is the choice of villain. He looks like a clown.The person who dubbed for him should have taken more care.Anyway the villain character too is not worthy,as he always loses out to the hero easily.

There is really nothing like twist or turn in the movie.The director might have thought that Jagan character might give a surprise to the audience,but it doesnt.The love scenes between Surya-Tamanna,not so interesting.Karunas has been wasted.The climax scene where he goes to Africa, just like we go to some near by town,is a big yawn.

And in Harris Jeyaraj music 2 songs are good,"vizhi moodi" and "nenje-nenje" and with visuals the peppy number by hariharan,"Pala palakkara.." is also enjoyable.Surprisingly this time the BGM of this movie is nice.Camera by M.S.Prabhu is not bad.Stunt scenes are simply rocking.Kanal Kannan made an excellent job.On the whole K.V.Anand could have gone for a better script.Before going to movie many said its like Dhool,Dhil etc..This movie is not even half of the other 2.The movie may become a commercially successful venture,but still the quality is not good.

If you are an ardent fan of masala movies and you dont want any logic,and if u have no other work and want to spend sometime in theater means,go for this movie,else better avoid it.
Verdict: Average
Rating : 2.5/5

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Coorg-A HOT Experience

So friends,once again am back(may be not with a bang).Well I think most of my friends know that I went on a tour last month.In that tour I had some great experiences and I would like to narrate it here.Actually we planned to take a break and have some relaxation.Some one said there is a spot called COORG,its a hill station so we can have a cool stay there.One gentleman went a step further and added that in google it is given as SCOTLAND OF INDIA-meaning,such a cool place.So expectations were bit too much.But after going over there we felt coorg as HOTLAND of India and some guys felt even Chennai is better :( .Now you may understand the meaning of the topic.But apart from climate,there were also other aspects which(or who :P) were hot. Thats alright,now let me start about the tour experience.

For pic,click this link:

Its on march18th,we left chennai and we were 13 in number,including Nikhil Baffna-Joseph((the organisers),myself,Dude,Gokul,Bhai(Navith),Manas,Nimesh,Gautam Subuthi,Keshava,Karthik Munaga,GK and DK.I have to mention this in this post for sure. Our guys are photo fanatics.Dude,DK and Bhai occupy the first 3 ranks in the fanatic rating,followed by GK master,myself,Gokul.As we are all fanatics,we started our photo session from central station itself.We ended our photo session in the central station itself(dont get confused,we started in central and continued in coorg,mysore etc and again while coming back we ended it in central).So starting from here we were taking photos.

We were playing cards for some time in train and then police warned us to sleep(our relation with police didnt end with Railway police :P).So we slept and the next day morning we reached mysore.Had the breakfast and started our travel in a 13 seater van. As soon as the van started,this Gautham Subuthi,started sleeping(as usual :P).Then we asked him to wake up and said this is not SRM college,so dont sleep atleast here.

From there the first spot we visited was a Buddhist monastry.Actually I didnt go inside the monastry,as we have not taken bath.I started taking snaps there too :D.One strange thing I noticed there was that,everyone are looking similar in that area.Once we(me and gokul) felt as if we were in some chinese town.God,we really have to appreciate them for differentiating among themselves,every one has the same hair style,dressing style etc.

To see the monastery,click here :

Then we went for elephant safari,boating etc.We visited a water falls too. Here comes our man of photos,dude,he started taking pics there.For a moment I think he wanted to become a mass hero,thinking that way he caught some kids there to take a snap with them.Their guardian scolded dude for taking pics with the kids and said he wont allow kids and all to take pics with him in particualar(Asingapattaan :D :D).

Finally we went to the room.Actually it was not a room,it was a house.Our organisers(Nikhil and Joseph) have booked a nice house :),but because of this house we got into some minor controversy,which I will explain later :D.We took bath and were watching some cricket match for sometime.Then we went to temple and got the blessings of Lord Ganesha(as we are all cultured,traditional good people na :) ).Fine,then we had the dinner.

Dinner over and most of them were thirsty and wanted to drink,not water,but quarter. Some drank and some preferred to watch(u cant have a better entertainment than watching some one making some comedies while he/she is drinking :D). The party started.Our organiser was busy in phone with some one special.Other organiser was watching NDTV to get info about stock market(unga kadama unarchikku oru alave illaya da).

Ok,let us start the party.Now I dont want to mention the names,if I do so people will kill me tomorrow :D.One fellow was drinking vodka peg by peg.I warned him not to take too much while another fellow teased him saying that he cant drink more than a peg.This domar,took this as a challenge and started drinking more(ithula mattum nalla challenge eduthukkonga da ) and he lost his control and started making comedies like Vadivelu :D. I have a video of that and in that video all KUDI-MAGANS are there.Another fellow, mixed 90% coke with 10% vodka.He became flat for that itself :D.One fellow decently slept anticipating the consequences.And only one man was full steady even after 5 rounds and hats off to him :D.

Then comes the important event of our tour,yeah its the trecking.Normally you cant see me more in photos with dude.Why u know?If u go with him some where,u cant see any place fully and u can see only the entrance,because he will keep on taking photos until the van starts.How he manages others to take a snap you know?He uses an excellent technique.He will ask u to stand and will take a pic in digicam and will say exactly this phrase: "Machi awesome pose da,tharumaru da,u look dashing in this".He will take only one snap and tell that phrase.Then automatically the other person will take him atleast some 25 snaps.Very clever fellow,infact he is INTELLIGENT TO THE INTELLIGENTS.

In trecking we had an awesome experience.Almost everyone were tired except one great man.Yeah you are right,he is none other than our Keshava.R.K.A.Verma.We didnt leave him,had we left him,he would have walked from Mysore to Chennai all the way.Dont know whether he is a super-man or spider-man or even a Pokkiri man :P .See the following pic,you can see who that man is :
After this we went to temples again.Finally tonight again we had dinner.After dinner some of us decided to go for a walk.Manas,Gokul,Joseph,Kesava were walking with me.At that time one voice called us.We went near the jeep.Its obviously the policemen.They enquired about our identity.Then only the person in the opposite house said that only he called the police as he had some disturbance because of her the previous night.Then we told the police to contact the person who rented the home to us.
Actually bhai(Navith) knows more details regarding this issue :D.If u want to know more u can contact him personally.
Then we went to Mysore.There we visited zoo.And u can see the picture of my best friend in the below link:
Then we had lunch in the same hotel where we had during our 3rd year IV.After lunch we went to the Mysore palace.The architecture of the palace was absolutely mind blowing.It was built before 150-200 years.I bet you with all the technological advancements,even today,no one can build such buildings.The engineer who built the palace was Mr.Vishveswarayya. What a man he is :) .We were very eager to take snaps inside the palace,but the authorities didnt allow us to take pics inside the palace.Anyway we took some pics outside the palace,like the one in the below link:
Now thats all about Mysore.Finally we went for some shopping and came to station,I mean railway station :P.Again we started our photo work there too.Finally we started playing cards again in the train.This time the game went bit wild,all because of me :D.Dude started cheating and played wrongly.His game was against rules,as I am a honest person,I could not tolerate and threw the cards.Then dude played within rules.(Naa romba strictu ma :P).After the cards episode came the TTR's.Actually we had some probs in seat number allocation and tickets.But we made some settlement with TTR and finalised things and had a peaceful journey.
After coming to chennai,our Iron man Kesava walked to hostel from railway station-there ends the coorg episode.Though Coorg was hot,we had a cool experience.
And my next post will be something regarding current affairs only.It may be related to cinema or anything else.Patiently go through this post and feel free to bash me if this is such a horrible mokkai :)