Sunday, May 16, 2010

'Polymorphism' in Love



Hello friends.. For the past few months I have been writing kind of serious and sensitive articles in this space.Well let me give a short break for all those stuff.I thought of blogging about my college life in this post,but something prompted me to go for this topic. I have already blogged a long article about love in the same blog,but this time I want to discuss it in a slightly technical way :P.

Well,first of all what is polymorphism? An object existing in different forms.This is the most simple definition.For example if u consider the operator '+',it can be used in different forms.In the statement 2+3=5,the '+' operator is used for addition of 2 numbers.Whereas the '+' in the statement "Stupid"+"Fellow"(this will give a result "StupidFellow"),the '+' operator is used for concatenation.This is operator overloading,an example of polymorphism.Like this an object existing in different forms is called polymorphism.(I am able to hear the mind voice scolding me in bad words :D,ada naangalum computer engineer thaan ya :P).Let me come to the point straight away.Here the object is love and I am planning to explain its different forms like puppy love,school love,college love etc and etc... Now I believe u people r able to understand the logic behind the title of this post.So let me start with the first form of love,the puppy love.


What do I mean by puppy love here?Its not the love between dogs :D.The love between the kids below 11 yrs is what I meant by puppy love.U can ask what do they know about love?They don't know anything.But the kind of affection and attraction between the 2 kids will be PURE.Pure in the sense,they don't know what future has in it for them,infact they don't even know that there is something called future. U can argue that is just friendship and not love,but in my opinion it can be called as AFFECTION,reason,for sure a boy will be showing a kind of special interest towards a girl compared to others(the vice-versa of this statement too holds good).In that age if a teacher beats the boy,the girl will cry.If the girl cries the boy will get chocolates for her.He will daily bring slate,pencils etc for her.This type of affection in this age is not dangerous as well painful.Anyday puppy-love will remain a sweet memory for everyone,provided if they had any.

Let us go to the next form-School love or Adolescent love. Actually this love is a sub-class of puppy love.This too has all the properties of the parent class puppy-love,but the thing is it has some extra features too(ada inheritance pa :D).But the danger in love starts only at this age.The children in the age group of 12-18 can be grouped into this category.After 18,according to Indian constitution a person is a major and he gets the right to vote also.OMG,again politics comes in :D.Anyway let me stop with this and proceed with love :P.Why do I say danger starts at this age?Actually in adolescent love,there are again 2 forms.Of-course,both these forms has the properties of the base class puppy love.

This is like hierarchical inheritance.More than one sub class being derived from the same base class.And remember,here the default base class for all the classes is LOVE.This is something like the OBJECT class,which by default is the base class for all the classes and no class extends the object class(in this post the LOVE class) explicitly :D.The first form of adolescent love happens due to situation and circumstances.This happens when a boy and a girl start moving together in many aspects and any special character of the boy(or girl) might impress the girl.The way the boy speaks or the way he behaves with others or the way others respect the boy etc any such feature might impress the girl(and vice-versa).In this case,the duo will think this as love and they will start thinking too much out of their relation(thanks to cinemas :D).And this is the age where all sorts of funny events will start.Our friends will start teasing us.They will say,"hey she is looking at u,see da".They will call that girl and say "he is calling u".The girl will blush with a cute smile.My goodness,we will be on cloud nine in such situations,but we will never realize 2 things.1: A severe pain awaits all these happiness 2.This is not love and just an infatuation. But again this is also excusable.

The other form of adolescent love is purely based on physical attraction(rather I should say its a biological attraction :x).I believe people who r reading this post are matured enough to understand the meaning of the term 'physical' or 'biological' attraction.But both the forms of this adolescent love will bring nothing more than pain to us,thats why the parents will be bit strict in this aspect alone at this age group.But again over-strictness will prompt even an innocent to do all these stuff. So this is the age where parents have to handle their children delicately with extreme care :-).

The next form of love is college  love.This again is a sub-class of adolescent love.This cannot inherit both the forms of adolescent love,as there is no multiple inheritance in java(now am in java only :D).So again 2 different forms of college love exists.One form of college love is again based on physical,so lets not discuss much abt it.The only difference between adolescent and college love(I mean in terms of physical attraction) is in college it happens intentionally.The boy or girl does this nonsense willingly.Thats all about it.Lets discuss the other form of college love.

But the college love also inherits the properties of puppy-love.So this is multi-level inheritance.

Well this is the most dangerous form of love.Why?

It is in college where a person MIGHT experience joy,pain,affection,emotion,anger etc altogether because he or she remains in college for atleast 3 years.So if the love works out or it fails,both MIGHT result in immense pain.I have seen guys keeping arrears due to love failures.I have seen suicides of girls due to irresponsible guys who,once accepted the love has later distanced themselves stating stupid reasons.Again the vice-versa too holds good for this statement.Here everything will start of as a fun.But this is the age where we start maturing.So love at this age will have lot of possessiveness and pain.If the proposal is accepted,the girl(or boy) becomes too sensitive in the relation.Wherever we go,she/he expects calls from him/her.If they don't get an immediate reply to their messages,they make it an issue.In worst case,if the guy/girl doesn't attend the call from his lover(he might be taking bath,she might be driving etc),thats it.The next word that will come from their mouth is "with which girl u were flirting? what mistake u found out in me? what made u to choose another girl?"paaaaaaaaaaaa.. too many questions right? Ya thats why I said,its painful.

Sometimes,our friends might also help us to marry our partner by going against the parents.99% of such loves has ended up in a disaster.These are the possible outcomes.Either the friends who helped the love will be cheated(Nadodigal is a realistic movie,what we saw in that movie,is not director's imagination,but prevailing reality,so I am not copying him :D) or the lovers themselves will feel for their mistake.Even if the lovers are happy,they will never get the affection of the elders. Their love for sure becomes incomplete without the blessings of the parents. But there are exceptional cases where the love has resulted in immense happiness,no denial in that ,but still that remains a minority.So in my opinion we have to be careful at this age and should see that we never fall in love :-).

I can write a lotttttttttt about college love,but the space is not enough,already all r bashing me for writing long articles.So let me stop with this and proceed to the next and final category of love.

The love after u become a professional is the last category which I am planning to discuss in this post.Well this doesn't extend any class except the default base class LOVE.Actually this is the class with the "public static void main" method.In this class we can create objects for anyother class and call methods of any class :D. And after we become professional we r free to choose our life partner.One will start earning and  for sure will have the much needed maturity to handle love.After becoming a professional it is easy to convince the parents too.But again,if the situation is such that,ur parents can't be convinced means,my suggestion is again to take care that you don't fall in love :-).Just because u r professional,don't keep on searching girls,then people will think bad about ur profession(ungala intha area mama nu nenachippanga).

Thats all about  polymorphism in love.Why am saying that all classes extends the puppy love is because that is the Purest form of love between a girl and boy.Actually True Love is as pure as a fresh air.So all the love should extend the puppy love class.Even the 2 loves,which is based on physical attraction,also starts of with love,but later only it goes awful.So I am correct in terms of inheritance :D.

Finally I would like to conclude this topic with the following SMS joke:

"What is polymorphism?Boys use the word friendship to start  the love,but girls use the same word friendship to end the love,oops concept machi :D".

Take that joke in a lighter vein :-).Provide ur valuable comments in the comments section :-)

16 comments:

Vijayendra said...

What an explanation sirji. This topic will help to learn java(or any other OOPL) for those who love or vice versa. ;p

dins said...

hi anna ............its very good

gopi said...

Hi Dude, Cool Explanation Of Polymorphism,Kalakara po

Harish.M said...

@Vijayendra- Thanks for ur comments :-) .. I will be happy if people learn both Java and Love from this topic :D

Harish.M said...

@Dinesh- Thank u thambi :-) Thanks for ur comments

Harish.M said...

@Gopi-Mr.Gopi,nice to c ur comments here... Be careful regd love as the paragraph about professionals suits u as well :P :P .. Anyway thanks for commenting :-)

Bharath said...

nice post
love is essential for all
http://successquote4u.blogspot.com/

Jon said...

Good one man... BUt the Puppy love and school love has become alot more murky thanks to the TV.

Harish.M said...

Bharath- Thanks for ur comments :-)

Harish.M said...

@Jon- Ya the reality shows and INNOVATIVE progs in tv has not spared even the kids.. But still a child is innocent by heart and still puppy love s the purest form of love as mentioned :-)

Thanks for ur comments :-)

dude said...

i like the way u related all these technical terms!! i accept that u hv become a genius in this!! but u gotto knw that love is jus nt a business!! do yo knw hw many gals n guys hv been so true frm their school days n gt married!! its all abt the way we look at!! u posted somethin lik we hav to start findin our partner only after we gt settled!! so acc to yo, love is jus more or like a business. so only if u earn ,u can love?? thats wat u wr tryin to xplain thr indirectly which cant be accepted at ny pnt of time!i wuld lik to say that " love may happen at ny pnt of time". u cant jus say that all school days love s jus an infactuation!! nyhws ur bloggin s amazin!! kinda reliastic but hard to accept certain phrases!! i'll conclude it by sayin that in realistic pnt of view, u r 100% perfect, but in other view, yo are jus 70% perfect!! nyhws gud show!xpectin more!!

Harish.M said...

@dude- I never meant like that da.. I said its easy to convince our parents once we settle.. And u have to understand that only in exceptional cases school loves has resulted in successful marriage life.. 99% school loves r nothing but infatuation.. So I stand by what I wrote.. I think I have explained mostly the negative side of love here,but I have mentioned this space is not enough to write about love.. Anyway what I told are also facts which one can't deny it..

And I don't have anything against love.. If u r confident that there r no factors in ur love that will end up in a disaster,u can go ahead

I have not become a genius and all.. As usual am making comedies thats all.. Thanks for ur honest comments :D

dude said...

@harish dai!! // If u r confident that there r no factors in ur love that will end up in a disaster,u can go ahead// ennathu ithu?? when did i said am in love!! ive generalized the topic and posted ma comment!! thappu thappa rumours spread pannatha dog!!

Harish.M said...

@dude-U doesn't necessarily point YOU da.. I too said in general only.. I don't know what made u think like that..

SiD said...

Super machi... Kadhal oru kaathadi maari... Maanja pota yaar vena deal potu than pakkam izhuthukalam.....

Harish.M said...

@Arvind-Your hikoo about love seems to be so good.. After sometime I will be writing an article on love again with some more points.. I will make use of this at that time :D