Thursday, March 12, 2009

1000 Roobai Noottu-A Cover Story

Hi hi hi...As I said in my earlier post,here comes my first post about one of the best(?? :P) incident in our life.The people who were involved in this cover story might very well have guessed what this story is all about.Anyway I want to type some thing about that great incident here.
First of all I will give a short description about the lead characters in the story.As IPL is fast approaching I am starting with a cricket post first.We have so many talented cricketers in our class/college.And they are:

Harish Bharath(The remo dude)-He is our Adam Gilchrist-(Bcoz he will never take any catches genuinely but will appeal and confuse the umpire and will get the wicket)
GokulaKannan(The TCS Legend)-He calls himself as Irfan Pathan(Enna koduma sir ithu)
Harish.M(My self,the so called Ramu :()-I am the Uthappa(Y u know,only he is dropped from the team now :D )
Sundar Raman(The London domar)-He is our Ramesh Powar(At that time his physique was like that)
G.Karthigeyan(The Gym GK)-He is our Rahul Dravid(He will be very happy to hear this)
D.Karthigeyan(The respected Opicer)-He is our Ishant Sharma(Because he will be the not out Batsman forever,as he wont face even a single ball)
Keshava.R.K.A.Varma-He is our Dhoni(A match winner and a cool keeper)
Krishna Saran-He is our Yusuf Pathan(A destructive batsman)
Kumareshwar-The Steve Waugh(His twin brother Mark Waugh played in the rival team)
M.S.Karthik(The Dominator)-He is our Anil Kumble(Because he will call himself a spinner,but the ball will never spin,but some how manage to get wks)
Deepak(The mokka mama)-He is our Rohit Sharma(As he will not bat,but still will be in the team forever)

So this is the playing 11,we have some substitutes too.I will give a finishing touch why I am including these substitutes.
1.John Alex
2.Mohammad Jerjis

And am not including R.Harish and John,the reason I will tell in the climax.
The other team is our senior batch and I dont know any of their names.So the team is announced.Now I have to give a brief summary about what has happened till that time.A small flash back.We played the cricket tournament organised by our department seniors.In that we were knocked out in the very first game.But we asked the organisers to provide another opportunity since we have paid an entry fee of Rs.300.He too accepted and conducted another match for the teams which were knocked out on the first game itself and we won that match with the help of our Dhoni and Yusuf Pathan.

So till now things are going pretty cool.Whats the suspense in this story?Whats the twist in this?Now comes the most expected day(Sambavam nadantha andru). We bunked our afternoon session for the sake of playing in this qualifiers.We went to ground.Now what next?

The toss.In the last 2 matches our Irfan Pathan captained the team and went for toss,but he couldn't win the toss,so this time we chose our lucky mascot,The Dude,Adam Gilli-Harish Bharath to go for the toss.As usual he successfully won the toss(Dude naale vetri thaane).Now you people may be thinking that we are going to start our batting.If u think so,I am sorry,because here comes my first twist.
The stumps were placed and everything was gearing up to start.Suddenly there came some unexpected people came to the spot.Who are they?Yes they are the rockstars of this CSE department.

The Maddy-Mr.Sabanayagam
The Small Maddy-Mr.Ganesan
The boss-Mr.Labbai
and some more super stars were there.

What happened?They got our Id cards and went off.Me and Irfan Pathan tried our best to escape,but the rock stars were quick enough to snatch our Id cards.They said that we didnt get permission to play cricket in college hours and said its an offence.We finally performed a march past to the HOD office. And we were outstanding there(I mean we were standing out).
Now comes the real Super Star,Mr.Sridhar,the HOD.He simply came towards us and said this is a black mark on u.Who cares if its a black mark or question mark.
He didnt leave with that,then he went on and fined us Rs.1000.Hope u ppl might have understood why the title is 1000 roobai nottu :( :x .

We complained that a senior student only misguided us,HOD said he will take action on him.Did he take?Yes he took action(as he is an honest man).Whats that action?The senior bugger who was responsible for all these was awarded an 'S' grade for his project.Long live HOD.

Ok now the finishing touch about the substitutes.Atleast we were part of the team we paid 1000.Y did Alex,Jerjis and TT pay 1000?The answer is here:
Alex was leaving to tambaram for his personal work.He became bit excited on seeing us taking bats and ball.So he came with us.His ID too was caught.He paid a 1000.
Jerjis?He was bringing stumps as he was about to go to class after giving the stumps.Unfortunately his ID too was caught.
TT(Karthick?)-He is the poor fellow in this.He went home for some personal reason and had OD too for that."OD achu BD aachu,take the one thousand" was the judgment given for him.Hope I have justified by adding these guys as substitutes.
Why I didnt include R.Harish and John?Bcoz they escaped and didnt pay the 1000 till the end.So they are out of the team.
Hope u had a mokka post and my next release may be one with my dear friend Dude(Harish Bharath as the lead character :D)


dude said...

awesome macha..some bitter experiences ..!! nxt enna pathi enna poda poriya..kadavulku than velucham..!! anyhw u made tis blog lively wit ur gud presentation..!and cricketrs name n all too gud..especially for M.S.(kumble bt he neva turns the ball hehe)

dude said...

then deepak s rohit sharma..hehe..tats awesome da..i was laughin lik anythin

Abhishek said...

machi ur cover story is great.No other topic could b as good as it bcoz this was the 1s time many of our classmates wer screwed up all together.plz giv more publicity for this blog.I think many of our classmates(including substitutes) should hav a glance at it..

Abhishek said...

TITLE is simply "ROCKING".I swear i didnt c our
y.pathan doing such a dives to win a match.looking fwd for a match with all our team mates in the presence of our dept rockstars..hope all our team mates post a comment on this "1000 roobai noottu".eagerly waiting for dude's eposide...:):)

Vishnu said...

This is somekind of typical Harish narration...simply rocking da...The cricketers comparison(especially comments on real cricketers) is hilarious,seems u had dig at everyone...The intro's and build-ups to character is outstanding(this time not standing out). Finally u have the makings of Thrilling story writer or director as like Ramgopal verma...Incidentally ur nickname Ramu also coincides...[:)]

MS said...

Machi awesome post da , really great , konjam asinga paduthita its ok ..... but when i was reading the whole incident was scrolling in front of my eyes .... roac on machi.....

DreamLife said...

Hi guys..good to see some of u gone through this topic fully...MS-I never kalachified u da :P :D..

dude said...

nee ms ah kalaiklayeee

karthiktheleo said...

machan seriously cant believe tht days passed so soon da. it was just like yesterday machan. ithula u left one point .deepak din pay da
he escaped as his id wasnt snatched.even mine wasnt but since i was absent tht hour i had to pay.. machan gr8 post da.expecting a lots frm u da.
ur blog ku i ll gve publicity

DreamLife said...

Mokka thappichittana... :x

123 said...

Jagadish: LOL... too good machi... awesome narration da.... dai i was also a part of the cricket team da remember?? only that day i chose not to play... so include my name also da... sumthing like "jakki was a part of the team but that day he was retired hurt" or sumthing!! Dont leave me alone machi!!

DreamLife said...

Jakki..u neither paid 1000 nor u were caught.. This post is dedicated to only those brave warriors who paid 1000 :( and who were humiliated by our department ROCK STARS

MS said...

Machi u should have also included that our dept bought the apache which was the prize during tht year symp. from our money da. We must be proud of that da....